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June 25th, 2018, 01:15 AM | #141 |
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you think that leprechauns give "golden showers."
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June 25th, 2018, 05:50 PM | #142 |
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You're so fucking dumb that......
Whenever fart while alone , it takes you five minutes to realise who dealt it
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June 25th, 2018, 08:15 PM | #143 |
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You're so dumb you keep sticking a metal knife in to an outlet but can't figure out why you get shocked.
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July 21st, 2018, 02:56 PM | #144 |
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You're so fucking dumb that......
Shout into an envelope whenever want to send voicemail
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July 21st, 2018, 03:22 PM | #145 |
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Or be as dumb as me and was about to post this ... Put your ear up against the screen listening to your email ...... only I just in time noticed you typed voicemail but for the briefest moment didn't distinguish between the two
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July 21st, 2018, 03:31 PM | #146 |
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You`re so fucking dumb (No name`s mentioned , although we both know who I mean Mate) that returned a Jigsaw as thought it was broken
That`s only because mentally exhausted yourself , tirelessly checking XYZzzzzzz`s always riveting posts
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July 21st, 2018, 04:01 PM | #147 |
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You're so fucking dumb that......
Bought an airbag for your PC in case it crashed
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July 21st, 2018, 09:33 PM | #148 |
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That you put fivers inside Your condoms so You can come in to money..
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July 23rd, 2018, 04:44 PM | #149 |
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You're so fucking dumb that......
Took an hour to cook minute rice
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July 26th, 2018, 01:24 PM | #150 |
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You're so fucking dumb that......
Wouldn't know which direction the lift was going even if in the basement
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