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**fatrat1** · June 15th, 2018, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

I think Traily has a problem with the inbred cat thing.

Can't understand why, this website is full of pussy.

**gedly** · June 15th, 2018, 06:28 PM

My wife has told me she's getting botox injections. That'll take the smile off her face.

**fatrat1** · June 16th, 2018, 02:51 AM

My wife ran off with the milkman the other day, really pissed me off as he forgot to deliver the milk.

**ball7** · June 16th, 2018, 07:57 AM

Take my wife

Aaron · June 16th, 2018, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Take my wife

Please!

MaxJoker · June 16th, 2018, 05:19 PM

My dog can retrieve a stick from up to a mile away ,

Does that sound far fetched ?.

**jafad** · June 17th, 2018, 05:40 AM

There are plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a cock like mine, some that come to mind are........Camera man, light and sound technician.......

**machman** · June 17th, 2018, 10:25 AM

First female astronaut on the Apollo missions calls …..
Beep “Houston we have a problem “beep
Beep “Go ahead Apollo, please clarify” beep
Beep “Oh never mind, forget I mentioned it, you never listen to me anyway, you just carry on there with your beer, I’ll sort it out myself as always” beep

**photoflex** · June 17th, 2018, 11:09 AM

**gedly** · June 17th, 2018, 01:46 PM

I'd love to wish my Dad Happy Father's Day but postmen don't work on Sundays.

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June 15th, 2018, 06:28 PM	#13442
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,883 Thanked 69,310 Times in 3,171 Posts	My wife has told me she's getting botox injections. That'll take the smile off her face.

June 16th, 2018, 07:57 AM	#13444
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Take my wife

June 17th, 2018, 05:40 AM	#13447
jafad Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 547 Thanks: 740 Thanked 10,278 Times in 547 Posts	There are plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a cock like mine, some that come to mind are........Camera man, light and sound technician.......

June 17th, 2018, 10:25 AM	#13448
machman Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 508 Thanks: 5,185 Thanked 15,484 Times in 494 Posts	First female astronaut on the Apollo missions calls ….. Beep “Houston we have a problem “beep Beep “Go ahead Apollo, please clarify” beep Beep “Oh never mind, forget I mentioned it, you never listen to me anyway, you just carry on there with your beer, I’ll sort it out myself as always” beep

June 17th, 2018, 01:46 PM	#13450
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,883 Thanked 69,310 Times in 3,171 Posts	I'd love to wish my Dad Happy Father's Day but postmen don't work on Sundays.