The corrupt a wish game - Page 355

**Sir Honkers** · December 15th, 2017, 09:47 AM

Granted. Eager to make up for past cock-ups, deaf genie shrinks your enlarged prostrate to normal size. Now you're happy you can tinkle.
I wish to be the Mysterious Stranger.

**ball7** · December 15th, 2017, 08:32 PM

Wish granted. But like most strangers. SOmebody calls the cops on you.

I wish it would be more acceptable to see real sex scenes in movies.

**bowlinggreen** · December 16th, 2017, 05:17 PM

Wish granted. Olivia de Havilland and Kirk Douglas team up to do a movie comedy called "Assisted Living".

You decide to watch, and after enduring 15 minutes of close ups featuring white wispy pubic hair and withered genitals you swear off sex and become a cloistered monk.

I wish for a mansion in Bali.

**ball7** · December 16th, 2017, 05:37 PM

Wish granted. I get you a mansion - you never said it had to be lifesize.

I wish most of the great comedians from the 70ties would return from heaven in order to entertain us once a week

**trailmaster** · March 1st, 2018, 01:58 PM

Wish granted, however, things have changed so much since the 1970's that when these comedians come back from heaven they think they are now in hell. Nothing looks familiar, and none of the people in the audience laugh at their jokes. Whe they get back to their hotel room on the 25th floor of the MGM Grand hotel in Las Vegas they throw themselves out the nearest window.

I want a flying car. It has a shield around it so it can't be detected by the military or air traffic control radar screens and can't be detected by military drones. It has a full tank of fuel and an avoidance system that allows it to not crash into buildings or other planes.

**Sir Honkers** · March 1st, 2018, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I want a flying car. It has a shield around it so it can't be detected by the military or air traffic control radar screens and can't be detected by military drones. It has a full tank of fuel and an avoidance system that allows it to not crash into buildings or other planes.

Granted. With all that added weight, it never gets off the ground.
I wish I had a watch that is shockproof, waterproof, heatproof, dustproof and has a button that can stop time for an hour for everything and everyone except me.

**trailmaster** · March 2nd, 2018, 11:16 AM

Wish granted, but you should know by now that changes in time can have dire consequences. You push the button on your watch that stops time, and you suddenly disappear because the events that caused your mother and father to get together never happened, so you were never born.

I wish that I could become invisible at will and return to visibility.

**bowlinggreen** · March 2nd, 2018, 01:58 PM

Wish granted. Although you are invisible, dogs can still smell you. As you are kneeling down on the corner of Michigan Avenue and peering up a hot girl's skirt, a passing Doberman lunges free of its master's grip, and snarling, sinks its fangs deeply into your ass.

Screaming, you jump up with your head still under the skirt. Your forehead massively bruises the hot girl's pussy. Howling in pain and bewilderment, she pushes blindly at you and knocks you out into the street, where you are crushed into red sludge by a passing garbage truck. The driver never saw you and slowed... because you were invisible.

I wish to be the dictator of a South American country.

**trailmaster** · March 3rd, 2018, 10:08 PM

Wish granted. You are the dictator of Bunga-Bunga Island that was claimed by Argentina. However, the island was short lived because an undersea volcano destroyed and sank the island. You got off the island just in time to be eaten by a group of great white sharks!

I wish I could tap any woman on her shoulder on the street and she would be so enamored by me that we could go to any hotel or motel and make passionate love all day and night.

**FalunGonged** · March 4th, 2018, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish I could tap any woman on her shoulder on the street and she would be so enamored by me that we could go to any hotel or motel and make passionate love all day and night.

Wish granted. Every single woman you have encountered are not only enamoured by you they are violently protective of you to the point where violent mass brawls encounter on the streets with women fighting each other over you as part of your daily life causing a complete breakdown in the social fabric of your neighbourhood into complete chaos. The public demand justice for the mayhem you have caused. A case against you is made and the judge shows no mercy when you are taken to trial, sentencing you to 40 years in prison.

I wish that Uschi Digard comes out of retirement and does documentaries on the sexploitation era of movies with a Netflix deal and a live movie tour across the states and abroad with me as her personal production “assistant”

December 16th, 2017, 05:17 PM	#3543
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,675 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted. Olivia de Havilland and Kirk Douglas team up to do a movie comedy called "Assisted Living". You decide to watch, and after enduring 15 minutes of close ups featuring white wispy pubic hair and withered genitals you swear off sex and become a cloistered monk. I wish for a mansion in Bali. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

March 2nd, 2018, 01:58 PM	#3548
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,675 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted. Although you are invisible, dogs can still smell you. As you are kneeling down on the corner of Michigan Avenue and peering up a hot girl's skirt, a passing Doberman lunges free of its master's grip, and snarling, sinks its fangs deeply into your ass. Screaming, you jump up with your head still under the skirt. Your forehead massively bruises the hot girl's pussy. Howling in pain and bewilderment, she pushes blindly at you and knocks you out into the street, where you are crushed into red sludge by a passing garbage truck. The driver never saw you and slowed... because you were invisible. I wish to be the dictator of a South American country. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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December 15th, 2017, 09:47 AM	#3541
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,320 Thanks: 286,615 Thanked 385,775 Times in 30,275 Posts	Granted. Eager to make up for past cock-ups, deaf genie shrinks your enlarged prostrate to normal size. Now you're happy you can tinkle. I wish to be the Mysterious Stranger.

December 15th, 2017, 08:32 PM	#3542
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,952 Times in 15,727 Posts	Wish granted. But like most strangers. SOmebody calls the cops on you. I wish it would be more acceptable to see real sex scenes in movies.

December 16th, 2017, 05:37 PM	#3544
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,952 Times in 15,727 Posts	Wish granted. I get you a mansion - you never said it had to be lifesize. I wish most of the great comedians from the 70ties would return from heaven in order to entertain us once a week

March 1st, 2018, 01:58 PM	#3545
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,873 Thanks: 1,328,791 Thanked 707,005 Times in 60,047 Posts	Wish granted, however, things have changed so much since the 1970's that when these comedians come back from heaven they think they are now in hell. Nothing looks familiar, and none of the people in the audience laugh at their jokes. Whe they get back to their hotel room on the 25th floor of the MGM Grand hotel in Las Vegas they throw themselves out the nearest window. I want a flying car. It has a shield around it so it can't be detected by the military or air traffic control radar screens and can't be detected by military drones. It has a full tank of fuel and an avoidance system that allows it to not crash into buildings or other planes.

March 2nd, 2018, 11:16 AM	#3547
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,873 Thanks: 1,328,791 Thanked 707,005 Times in 60,047 Posts	Wish granted, but you should know by now that changes in time can have dire consequences. You push the button on your watch that stops time, and you suddenly disappear because the events that caused your mother and father to get together never happened, so you were never born. I wish that I could become invisible at will and return to visibility.

March 3rd, 2018, 10:08 PM	#3549
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,873 Thanks: 1,328,791 Thanked 707,005 Times in 60,047 Posts	Wish granted. You are the dictator of Bunga-Bunga Island that was claimed by Argentina. However, the island was short lived because an undersea volcano destroyed and sank the island. You got off the island just in time to be eaten by a group of great white sharks! I wish I could tap any woman on her shoulder on the street and she would be so enamored by me that we could go to any hotel or motel and make passionate love all day and night.