What if you lived in Australia? - Page 613

**Motorboater** · September 1st, 2017, 01:13 PM

What's supposed to make sense?

**trailmaster** · September 1st, 2017, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

nothing is supposed to make sense

Well something better make sense or the members, especially the Australian members will get too confused and might go to their pubs and get stinking tanked and then stumble out and get attacked by the lethal Austalian wildlife! I can just see it now. Estreeter being thrown into an Australian jail yelling "But I didn't do anything, it was trailmaster" and the police shaking their heads saying. "Another one for the nuthouse ey Charlie"

**effCup** · September 1st, 2017, 01:27 PM

I suspect Robert J. Wilke was a cheese-lovers (pizza) kind of guy. Save the beans bonanza for when he's hard... at work on set.

Strewth! Time for some 'roo stew, Stu.

Estreeter · September 1st, 2017, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

"But I didn't do anything, it was trailmaster"

Education time sunshine

Aussie tradition ...... You don't dob (rat) on your Mates .. not even as a joke

**trailmaster** · September 1st, 2017, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

You don't dob (rat) on your Mates

So this means that if you and your mates are at Rich River Golf Resort and someone comes up to you with a shotgun and says "Tell me which of your mates has been sleeping with my wife", you would rather get your head blown off than tell?

**effCup** · September 1st, 2017, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

you would rather get your head blown off than tell?

No-one'd be silly enough to wave a shot-gun around on an Aussie golf course, tm. They're way too busy looking out for the crocs... underfoot?!

**trailmaster** · September 1st, 2017, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by effCup

I suspect Robert J. Wilke was a cheese-lovers (pizza) kind of guy. Save the beans bonanza for when he's hard... at work on set.

Strewth! Time for some 'roo stew, Stu.

Robert J. Wilke was a classy guy. I doubt he ate pizza. He has now become somewhat of a cult figure, since he made 400 cameo appearances on practically every t.v. western series in the 1950's thru the 1970's and he also made appearances in 50 western movies including that great scene in the original "The Magnificent Seven" as the train yard bully who is killed by James Coburn. He also was a professional golfer. He once remarked " I made more money as a golfer than I ever made as an actor all those years."

Estreeter · September 1st, 2017, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

So this means that if you and your mates are at Rich River Golf Resort and someone comes up to you with a shotgun and says "Tell me which of your mates has been sleeping with my wife", you would rather get your head blown off than tell?

My Mates aren't stupid enough to sleep with another's wife

But If one was I'd beat the shit outta him myself

**trailmaster** · September 1st, 2017, 02:51 PM

I have noticed one thing about posting in GND & Funnies. The mods and especially the supermods always seem to have this need to have the last word, or the last post. It is thee nature of the beast, by gum!

**Mal Hombre** · September 1st, 2017, 02:58 PM

Now that's just not true....

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effCup *Vintage Idiot* Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: History Posts: 22,138 Thanks: 226,735 Thanked 356,808 Times in 21,633 Posts	I suspect Robert J. Wilke was a cheese-lovers (pizza) kind of guy. Save the beans bonanza for when he's hard... at work on set. Strewth! Time for some 'roo stew, Stu.

September 1st, 2017, 02:51 PM	#6129
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,323 Times in 60,079 Posts	I have noticed one thing about posting in GND & Funnies. The mods and especially the supermods always seem to have this need to have the last word, or the last post. It is thee nature of the beast, by gum!