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February 24th, 2018, 05:12 PM | #13081 |
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My wife always gets upset when I joke about her weight. She needs to lighten up
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February 24th, 2018, 06:01 PM | #13082 |
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All vegans are uptight and sexually frustrated people; they need more meat in their diets.
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February 24th, 2018, 06:50 PM | #13083 |
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Suppositories? You can shove them up your arse.
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February 24th, 2018, 07:58 PM | #13084 |
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During the oral exams I was told that I had a good head
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February 24th, 2018, 09:11 PM | #13085 |
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Colleen Rooney has recently bought the book "The Joy of Sex" to help with her troubled marriage.
When asked if it was a success, she tearfully said "No, it's been a disaster. Every time I get the book out, Wayne starts colouring it in."
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February 24th, 2018, 10:09 PM | #13086 |
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February 24th, 2018, 10:21 PM | #13087 |
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February 24th, 2018, 10:53 PM | #13088 |
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It isn't funny because it's true?
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February 25th, 2018, 06:05 AM | #13089 |
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February 25th, 2018, 10:16 AM | #13090 |
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What do you call a cheap Circumsicion
A rip off
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