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August 6th, 2014, 10:23 AM | #1 |
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Would you shag a granny?
I am no spring chicken , being in my fifties ,but every weekend I am taxi driver for three ladies in their late seventies and one in her eighties. Not long after I started to be their chauffeur they became very saucy in their chats and if I wasn't as broadminded I might have been offended by their talks about using bananas and such and how their 'holes' haven't been getting enough action since their hubbys passed away.It has got to the point where I am getting an impression that I am being propositioned. I am certainly attracted to the oldest as she was a professional tennis player and dancer in her heyday, and still has the most gorgeous legs, and I have seen a flash or two of her skimpy knicks with a little grey bush peeping through the fabric. Do I go that step further and become a provider for their or at least her needs? If anyone has shagged an elderly gal while they are still under pensionable age themselves please comment. I guess they are going to be pretty grateful for sex but would I be expected to perform on a regular basis?
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August 6th, 2014, 03:19 PM | #2 |
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In a heart beat yes. I have an elderly neighbour whose husband passed away about 5 years ago. I was talking to her at a village fete a few months ago and she told me she missed the intimacy. I said she should have men queueing round the block as she is very pretty. She said stop trying to flatter her. I said look I'm single and I'm not seeing anyone, if you need some company, I'm available. Anyway last week, she called and asked if I would like to pop round to put up a shelf...... Well, let's just say, the shelf is still in the garage...
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August 6th, 2014, 03:32 PM | #3 |
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I probably would pass, but Wayne Rooney would definitely be 'Mad for it'!
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August 7th, 2014, 10:44 PM | #4 |
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It is getting nearer to the weekend and I am getting more worked up about my rendezvous with the older gals, particularly the Miss Wimbledon 1960. Thanks Darkside417 for the snippet of experience. What is the age difference between you and her?
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August 7th, 2014, 10:51 PM | #5 |
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I say if two people, even at such a mature age are attracted to one another, why not? Sex doesn't die just because we get older.
I would say treat her like a lady, be gentle and respectful like any man should of any woman of any age. Worst she can say is no thanks. No harm, no foul. |
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If you are attracted to her and she is attracted to you I say go for it. Just blow the dust off of it first.
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"Give me an older woman every time, every time, Give me an older woman every time, They don't yell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell, So give me an older woman every time." - Erik |
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August 8th, 2014, 02:14 AM | #8 |
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Well Muggly,
Do keep us updated. A little past my age limit but I do wish ya the best. Keep us informed. Last edited by BinLadenSucks; August 8th, 2014 at 03:52 PM.. Reason: spelling |
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I've always had a bit of a thing for older women, ever since I had an epic crush on one of my mum's very attractive middle-aged friends who became a regular star in my 'being seduced and taught by an experienced older woman' fantasies when I was in my late teens, and in my mid-20's, I briefly dated a woman who was just under 10 years older than me. It's a sobering thought that as I'm now in my late 40's, that my mum's friend is now well and truly into granny territory, and my ex-girlfriend from 20 years ago isn't far behind! Last edited by Historian; August 8th, 2014 at 05:08 PM.. Reason: grammatical nonsense... |
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August 8th, 2014, 03:25 PM | #10 |
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Would you shag a granny?
Funny, AdultFriendFinder just asked me the same question when I logged in here..
Good luck on your mission, muggles. And take a cam with you.
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