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July 26th, 2011, 04:58 AM | #52 | |
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I wish I owned the intellectual rights to every successful invention of the last fifty years.
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July 26th, 2011, 09:00 PM | #53 | |
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July 27th, 2011, 02:56 AM | #54 | |
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I wish I was world Kerplunk champion.
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July 27th, 2011, 05:25 AM | #55 | |
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To validate your status as world champion, you try to organise a championship, put up the cash prize yourself. No-one turns up so you are forced to play yourself. However are disqualified by the judges - whom are you, yourself - for cheating. You then are caught verbally abusing the judges - by yourself -and receive a life time ban, from yourself, from your own championship. You never talk to yourself again. I wish my life had a theme tune. |
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July 27th, 2011, 01:18 PM | #56 | |
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I wish I could eat anything and as much as I wanted and not gain an ounce.
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July 27th, 2011, 02:39 PM | #57 |
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You won't gain an ounce because all measurements will now be metric.
I wish I could go back to high school with all the knowledge I have now.
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July 27th, 2011, 04:59 PM | #58 |
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You can go back to High School with all the knowledge You have now-As an inner city supply teacher.
I wish I had all the money in the World.
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July 28th, 2011, 05:09 AM | #60 |
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You find out what's going on. All the heads of government are aliens and you're abducted.
I wish I could pinch someone's carotid artery with just a thought.
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