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October 18th, 2011, 07:33 PM | #702 | |
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When your teachers sees how you've defaced that school atlas, you'll get detention for a month. I wish the obese had their bellies painted orange.
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Granted. All obese people living within 100 miles of you have to paint their bellies orange, and wear tight t-shirts and low cut jeans that expose them.
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October 19th, 2011, 01:55 AM | #704 | |
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Granted. SH can now only view sites with Big Black Wangs. Plus as an enjoyable end result no matter where you are on the planet if you open your window and listen you can actually hear him swearing in fury . I wish i could remove all those i dislike and place them on the surface of the sun.
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October 19th, 2011, 03:18 AM | #705 | |
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The only people left on Earth are yourself, The Chuckle Brothers and Anne Widdecombe. Plus, all that extra fuel makes the Sun burn hotter, the icecaps melt, and you're forced to share a houseboat with them. I wish to surreptitiously feed laxatives and diuretics to all British MPs, then lock them into the House of Commons with no toilet facilities. I could then view the merriment on BBC Parliament.
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October 19th, 2011, 11:42 AM | #706 | |
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Granted. Although strangely there`s no discernible difference in the amount of shit that normally pours out of them. I wish i could fly faster than a speeding bullet !
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Granted.
You're doing Mach 25 during the Columbia space shuttle's final re-entry. I wish I was rich enough to buy-up and close down every business I didn't like.
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October 19th, 2011, 07:01 PM | #708 | |
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Granted. However, you are also responsible for all the expenses for all sporting events this weekend, leaving you several million in debt.
I wish I were inducted into a Hall of Fame.
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