The corrupt a wish game - Page 237

**old alal** · September 5th, 2015, 09:02 AM

Granted. Unfortunately an hour into your blissful slumber larry's 2 pound shit sandwich raises it's ugly head. He vents his inner workings in the room above you and it slips and slides through a crack in the floor straight into your wide open snoring mouth!

I wish Traci, after making such a sandwich, washes her hands thoroughly, but leaves her mouth as dirty as I remember, and sucks me to an exhilarating climax!

**Sir Honkers** · December 28th, 2015, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old alal

I wish Traci, after making such a sandwich, washes her hands thoroughly, but leaves her mouth as dirty as I remember, and sucks me to an exhilarating climax!

Granted. Unfortunately Traci had a bite of the sandwich while she was making it and you end up with a horrible flesh eating disease that makes your penis drop off.

I wish I was Santa Claus so I knew where all the naughty girls lived.

**trailmaster** · January 1st, 2016, 03:01 PM

Your wish is granted, but now you have become so fat after eating all the milk and cookies left by grateful children, you no longer can fit down the chimneys, and when you get back into your sleigh it collapses.

I wish new Star Trek series would keep coming out forever!

**Mal Hombre** · January 1st, 2016, 03:06 PM

Your wish is granted,New Star Trek episodes will produced indefinitely-All...starring...William...Shatner...Singing.. I wish I had Donald J. Trump's money....

**trailmaster** · January 2nd, 2016, 11:25 AM

Your wish is granted, but you can only spend the money on liquor and sex magazines. After six months of drinking yourself into a stupor every day your member is so limp you can't have sex with women and can't masturbate to the sex mags. You have all the money in the world, but you live in impotent hell

I wish I had the wit of MaxJoker

**old alal** · January 2nd, 2016, 12:50 PM

Granted. You are now a halfwit!

I wish I had Power Of Attorney for Mal Hombre's money now that he is drunk all the time.

**trailmaster** · January 3rd, 2016, 11:32 AM

Your wish is granted, however, it won't do you any good because Mal Hombre has no money . He used it all up drinking. He got so drunk one day he went to Las Vegas and gambled it all away.

I wish I had a digestive system which would allow me to only consume sweets, such as cookies, candy,cakes,pies,fudge,ice cream,milk shakes,all kinds of chocolate, etc, and I would not get fat and not develop diabetes!

**Mal Hombre** · January 6th, 2016, 04:25 PM

Granted, You can now eat all the cookies, candy,cakes,pies,fudge,ice cream,milk shakes,and chocolate You want Without gaining any weight thanks to a raging(and permanent) case of Amoebic Dysentery,No need to thank Me...

I wish I was omniscient and omnipotent but No one blamed Me when I let bad things happen and thanked Me when good things happened...

**maildude** · January 6th, 2016, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I wish I was omniscient and omnipotent but No one blamed Me when I let bad things happen and thanked Me when good things happened...

GRANTED: You are now God. Now go ahead and go out, and correct all the fucked up things human beings constantly insist on doing. Over and over and over and over again.

I WISH: Corned beef lasted longer in my refrigerator.

**@llatse@** · January 6th, 2016, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maildude

GRANTED:I WISH: Corned beef lasted longer in my refrigerator.

Granted alongside your frozen corpse it lasts forever until someone can revive you in about a 1000 yrs or so......yeah you and Walt Disney's head.

I wish I'd come back to this thread a lot sooner.

September 5th, 2015, 09:02 AM	#2361
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Granted. Unfortunately an hour into your blissful slumber larry's 2 pound shit sandwich raises it's ugly head. He vents his inner workings in the room above you and it slips and slides through a crack in the floor straight into your wide open snoring mouth! I wish Traci, after making such a sandwich, washes her hands thoroughly, but leaves her mouth as dirty as I remember, and sucks me to an exhilarating climax! __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

January 1st, 2016, 03:06 PM	#2364
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January 2nd, 2016, 12:50 PM	#2366
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Granted. You are now a halfwit! I wish I had Power Of Attorney for Mal Hombre's money now that he is drunk all the time. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

January 6th, 2016, 04:25 PM	#2368
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,733 Thanked 855,813 Times in 57,574 Posts	Granted, You can now eat all the cookies, candy,cakes,pies,fudge,ice cream,milk shakes,and chocolate You want Without gaining any weight thanks to a raging(and permanent) case of Amoebic Dysentery,No need to thank Me... I wish I was omniscient and omnipotent but No one blamed Me when I let bad things happen and thanked Me when good things happened... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 1st, 2016, 03:01 PM	#2363
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,900 Thanks: 1,329,058 Thanked 707,266 Times in 60,073 Posts	Your wish is granted, but now you have become so fat after eating all the milk and cookies left by grateful children, you no longer can fit down the chimneys, and when you get back into your sleigh it collapses. I wish new Star Trek series would keep coming out forever!

January 2nd, 2016, 11:25 AM	#2365
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,900 Thanks: 1,329,058 Thanked 707,266 Times in 60,073 Posts	Your wish is granted, but you can only spend the money on liquor and sex magazines. After six months of drinking yourself into a stupor every day your member is so limp you can't have sex with women and can't masturbate to the sex mags. You have all the money in the world, but you live in impotent hell I wish I had the wit of MaxJoker

January 3rd, 2016, 11:32 AM	#2367
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,900 Thanks: 1,329,058 Thanked 707,266 Times in 60,073 Posts	Your wish is granted, however, it won't do you any good because Mal Hombre has no money . He used it all up drinking. He got so drunk one day he went to Las Vegas and gambled it all away. I wish I had a digestive system which would allow me to only consume sweets, such as cookies, candy,cakes,pies,fudge,ice cream,milk shakes,all kinds of chocolate, etc, and I would not get fat and not develop diabetes!