The corrupt a wish game - Page 318

**bowlinggreen** · November 26th, 2016, 09:47 PM

Wish granted, but trailmaster gets into the whole Australian thing. After awhile he gets a Crocodile Dundee hat and starts posting really annoying selfies on the forum.

Then he decides to wrestle a crocodile at the Chicago Zoo, with the predictable results.

His wife knows you got him into the Australian thing, and her lawyer persuades a judge to rule against you in a lawsuit for taking part in the "willful harm of a naïve person". You are ordered to hand over all of your money to Mrs. trailmaster.

Later, she sends you his hat, which still has little pieces of trailmaster scalp and brains stuck in it.

I wish to be made King of Scotland, and have my subjects bring me unlimited tributes of single malt scotch.

**ruffroundedges** · November 26th, 2016, 11:06 PM

Granted, you are now adopted into the Bruce clan but the Comyn's have never forgotten that John was slaughtered by Robert and take revenge by hanging you upside down in a rain barrel filled with single malt whisky. You drown, Scotland rejoices and Annie Lennox sings the anthem.

I wish I had a piece of blackberry pie and a scoop of vanilla icecream right now.

Bill derBerg · November 27th, 2016, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

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I wish I had a piece of blackberry pie and a scoop of vanilla icecream right now.

Granted, however, the blackberry's hard case and battery aren't all that tasty. In fact when the battery comes in contact with your stomach acids it bursts into flames. Your last coherent thought is "Damn that was stupid, I could have had a V8."

I wish all the leaves falling from my neighbours trees into my yard would turn into legal tender.

**ruffroundedges** · November 28th, 2016, 03:50 AM

I wish all the leaves falling from my neighbours trees into my yard would turn into legal tender.[/QUOTE]

You and I both,

Wish granted. Because your at work as the leaves start to fall your kind neighbor comes over with his new leaf blower. After blowing them into a nice pile and bagging the for you he puts them at the curb and they go to the compost depot. When you get home you notice the clean yard and pay the snow plowing contract for his driveway this winter. Just because thats how you roll.

I wish I had a bigger snow blower. (And wouldn't die using it TM)

**Fappy Gilmore** · November 28th, 2016, 04:49 AM

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I wish I had a bigger snow blower. (And wouldn't die using it TM)

Your genie being an avid cocaine user and stoned at the time misinterprets "snow blower." so Zip Zap! congratulations.

I wish for Donald to not make it too the Whitehouse before inauguration.

**trailmaster** · November 29th, 2016, 01:29 PM

Wish granted. Donald Trump is on the way to his inauguration, but there is a big protest going on, on the streets of Washington D.C. preventing his limo from getting there. Not to worry. The Secret Service provided Mr. Trump with a jetpack like the one James Bond used in the movie Thunderball. He exits his limo and turns on the jetpack and gets to his inauguration just in the nick of time.

I wish that every time I go to the supermarket there would be a Playboy Playmate wanting to go home with me!

**tygrkhat40** · November 29th, 2016, 01:40 PM

Granted. You bring home a Playmate and she won't leave. Now that you've got a woman in the house, you find that you're going to the supermarket more often, you bring home more Playmates. Soon you're overrun and being investigated as a bigamist by the authorities.

I wish to be fucked to death by beautiful buxom women.

**Fappy Gilmore** · November 29th, 2016, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish to be fucked to death by beautiful buxom women.

Boyoing!!

The wooden bang of a Judge Pam Anderson's gavel rings throughout your ears and the courtroom as your sentence is read.."tygrkhat40 you are found guilty of not thinking your wish through and I hear by sentence you to life in some random Russian gulag thingy with no chance of parole and further more just because I am cunt your winning lottery ticket of $800 million I award to your now ex-wife Kate Upton". With a stunned look to your left your lawyer Kim Kardashian shrugs and giggles "Oopsy poopsy"

I wish for Micheal Schumacher to recover and become the new Chief of F-1.

Bill derBerg · November 29th, 2016, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Fappy Gilmore

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I wish for Micheal Schumacher to recover and become the new Chief of F-1.

Granted. He recovers but he wanted to retire and now you've sent him back to work. So he sends his house keeper, Helga Nutcrusher, to your house to play ping pong with your family jewels.

I wish I could send anyone who makes me mad into orbit around Pluto.

**Sir Honkers** · November 29th, 2016, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill derBerg

I wish I could send anyone who makes me mad into orbit around Pluto.

Granted. Mickey Mouse complains to The Humane Society of the United States about your cruel and inhumane wish and PETA firebombs your house.
I wish for my wife to say, 'no, of course I don't mind you spending in excess of $3000 for a full set of Callaway golf clubs. You deserve to spoil yourself.'

November 26th, 2016, 09:47 PM	#3171
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted, but trailmaster gets into the whole Australian thing. After awhile he gets a Crocodile Dundee hat and starts posting really annoying selfies on the forum. Then he decides to wrestle a crocodile at the Chicago Zoo, with the predictable results. His wife knows you got him into the Australian thing, and her lawyer persuades a judge to rule against you in a lawsuit for taking part in the "willful harm of a naïve person". You are ordered to hand over all of your money to Mrs. trailmaster. Later, she sends you his hat, which still has little pieces of trailmaster scalp and brains stuck in it. I wish to be made King of Scotland, and have my subjects bring me unlimited tributes of single malt scotch. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

November 26th, 2016, 11:06 PM	#3172
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Granted, you are now adopted into the Bruce clan but the Comyn's have never forgotten that John was slaughtered by Robert and take revenge by hanging you upside down in a rain barrel filled with single malt whisky. You drown, Scotland rejoices and Annie Lennox sings the anthem. I wish I had a piece of blackberry pie and a scoop of vanilla icecream right now. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 28th, 2016, 03:50 AM	#3174
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	I wish all the leaves falling from my neighbours trees into my yard would turn into legal tender.[/QUOTE] You and I both, Wish granted. Because your at work as the leaves start to fall your kind neighbor comes over with his new leaf blower. After blowing them into a nice pile and bagging the for you he puts them at the curb and they go to the compost depot. When you get home you notice the clean yard and pay the snow plowing contract for his driveway this winter. Just because thats how you roll. I wish I had a bigger snow blower. (And wouldn't die using it TM) __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 29th, 2016, 01:40 PM	#3177
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	Granted. You bring home a Playmate and she won't leave. Now that you've got a woman in the house, you find that you're going to the supermarket more often, you bring home more Playmates. Soon you're overrun and being investigated as a bigamist by the authorities. I wish to be fucked to death by beautiful buxom women. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 29th, 2016, 01:29 PM	#3176
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,164 Times in 60,062 Posts	Wish granted. Donald Trump is on the way to his inauguration, but there is a big protest going on, on the streets of Washington D.C. preventing his limo from getting there. Not to worry. The Secret Service provided Mr. Trump with a jetpack like the one James Bond used in the movie Thunderball. He exits his limo and turns on the jetpack and gets to his inauguration just in the nick of time. I wish that every time I go to the supermarket there would be a Playboy Playmate wanting to go home with me!