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**Mal Hombre** · March 28th, 2011, 06:59 PM

My dog ate it ,over

**Greenman** · March 28th, 2011, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Because it takes a special kind of member who`s willing to act outside the protection of this forum .

Anyway i`d have thought getting a seat on the CCC would be right up your street

CCC? What's that?
I don't need protection from anyone, I'm meglomanical, I've completed A Quantum of Solace on all four ranks so neeer

if anything its you lot that need protection muhahahahaha.

MaxJoker · March 28th, 2011, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

My dog ate it ,over

Over what baked beans and grated cheese

This service can`t run effectively without detailed information

Now excuse me i have to go perform a special mission of my own , codename = Pub Visit

**Mal Hombre** · March 28th, 2011, 07:07 PM

Followed by "Operation Bulging Bladder" ?

**NIN** · March 28th, 2011, 07:57 PM

Apologies for being late for duty

Agent Rock Squirrel reporting,

& the second generator gave me the code 0007, which sounds a bit movie star for such an anti-celeb mission

Not only have i turned magazines front to back but i have also taken the initiative to move all copies of Katie Prices' many biographies into the horror section.

Well.., any i could find that aren't stickered @ more than ¼ full price (which didn't take long)

Why the hell would you want one, let alone 3 for the cost of 2?

MaxJoker · March 28th, 2011, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Followed by "Operation Bulging Bladder" ?

Nope.

Because as i`ve been self trained i thought on my feet , since as soon as i was outside the flat i noticed something didn`t feel right

So i judged the situation.

Then the contents of my wallet

Went to the mini mart and got a four pack instead

Still when the bloke behind the counter asked me how it was going i said " Fine , just fine "

As it`s always best to spread misinformation to civilians

MaxJoker · March 28th, 2011, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NIN

Apologies for being late for duty

Agent Rock Squirrel reporting,

& the second generator gave me the code 0007, which sounds a bit movie star for such an anti-celeb mission

Not only have i turned magazines front to back but i have also taken the initiative to move all copies of Katie Prices' many biographies into the horror section.

Well.., any i could find that aren't stickered @ more than ¼ full price (which didn't take long)

Congratulations fellow Agent , yes you`re now an Agent

Sounds like a successful mission indeed . Plus a strike into the dead heart of the evil institution of Jordan . I see big things for you my boy. Granted not as big as that trollops fake boobs , but big just the same

I`ll be sure to mention you in dispatches.

Just underneath the bit where i try and claim full credit

**keefriff** · March 28th, 2011, 09:29 PM

Agent Ican Killem 006 reporting for duty sir!

I think this refers to my uncanny ability to destroy brain cells.

I will have a status report for you concerning my first mission as soon as I can get off the couch. ETA on said report, 4/12/2024.

MaxJoker · March 28th, 2011, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by keefriff

Agent Ican Killem 006 reporting for duty sir!

I think this refers to my uncanny ability to destroy brain cells.

I will have a status report for you concerning my first mission as soon as I can get off the couch. ETA on said report, 4/12/2024.

Alright i`ll look forward to going through it

But

Less of the attitude Soldier

Now drop and give me fifty

As we all know you hide your money inside your right sock

**Dumbassgo** · March 28th, 2011, 09:46 PM

The cake is a lie.

Cheers,
Dumbassgo.

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NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Apologies for being late for duty Agent Rock Squirrel reporting, & the second generator gave me the code 0007, which sounds a bit movie star for such an anti-celeb mission Not only have i turned magazines front to back but i have also taken the initiative to move all copies of Katie Prices' many biographies into the horror section. Well.., any i could find that aren't stickered @ more than ¼ full price (which didn't take long) Why the hell would you want *one, let alone 3 for the cost of 2? Last edited by NIN; April 2nd, 2011 at 10:37 PM.. Reason: pic insert*

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