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Old 06-22-2018, 01:30 PM   #6071
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Paper? You still get a newspaper? When I did, I would glance at the front page and go right to sports.


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Old 06-22-2018, 01:39 PM   #6072
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Old 06-22-2018, 11:12 PM   #6073
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Regular books. I've given up newspapers, but I'm not yet ready to embrace E-books.
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Yes... and No. (I have one in the basement but it is disconnected.)

Do you ever daydream about the girl that got away?
Should we have ladies playing, or should Greenman wish to join in, I'll include
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Never. I don't like the salty & sugar flavour.

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Old 06-23-2018, 02:08 PM   #6078
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The Ramones


Kung fu or Bruce Lee?
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Kung Fu, and yes, I think about the woman who got away regularly.

Lunch at a sidewalk cafe in Paris or In 'n' Out Burger on Fisherman's Wharf?
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In 'n' Out Burger. They opened a pop up one in Melbourne this year and it sold out in 30 minutes...and anyway French Cafes aren't like they are in the movies.

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