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Old 11-19-2017, 05:16 PM   #5191
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Aragorn

Those tree live , you know? Tolkien.

butter or not?
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if I was Marlon Brando just behind Maria Schneider I'd say yes. But I'm not Brando. So no butter for me.

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Manowar or Iron Maiden?
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Old 11-19-2017, 05:25 PM   #5193
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Iron Maiden

No butter? Don't love Paris?

Tango or java? (not C sharp)
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Tango, because it takes two.

Come home for lunch for a quickie, or wait until the evening and take your time?
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Old 11-20-2017, 10:46 AM   #5195
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or wait until the evening and take your time With My Favourite Pornstar Elouise Please Oh Yes Indeed

Photographing Your Favourite PornStar Or Watch Her Videos On The Internet?
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Photograph her in person because getting her into bed would just be a question of $$$.

Thanksgiving coming up; staying home and hosting or over the hills and through the woods to someone else's house?
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Over the hills and through the woods. Actually, down I-90 to my sister's place in Ohio.

Traditional bread stuffing or some other concoction?
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I've done a mixed fruit stuffing a few times, using pineapple slices, mandarin orange slices, and the juice. As the juice boils it steams up into the bird and keeps the meat moist.

Sweet Potatoes or Mashed Potatoes?
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I've done a mixed fruit stuffing a few times, using pineapple slices, mandarin orange slices, and the juice. As the juice boils it steams up into the bird and keeps the meat moist.

Sweet Potatoes or Mashed Potatoes?
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Old 11-20-2017, 10:17 PM   #5200
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Sweet Potatoes

Cranberry sauce from a can, or gravy from a can?
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