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Old 07-08-2017, 04:51 PM   #4181
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Batman '66

planet of apes original films or remakes?
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Originals..
The Dark Knight Returns or Year One ?
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Old 07-08-2017, 04:56 PM   #4183
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None of them.
Year one.

toasts or no?
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Do you eat the skin on a piece of cooked chicken or not?
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No, and I cut the fat off pork chops...

Banana bread or carrot cake?
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Banana bread


Plum cake or blueberry muffins?
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Blueberry muffins

Butterfinger or Baby Ruth?
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Baby Ruth

Better old school treat to chew on: sugar cane or cinnamon toothpick?
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Green River or Kayo?
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Control all aspects of the weather Or of the earth ?
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