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Old 07-09-2017, 07:47 AM   #4181
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Better old school treat to chew on: sugar cane or cinnamon toothpick?
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Didn't you have Green River in England in the 1960's. It was a lime flavored soda. And Kayo came in a glass bottle or can. It was a chocolate drink made with skim milk. Here are some photos:



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