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Old 06-24-2017, 12:56 PM   #4091
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Inside or outdoor concerts?
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Outdoors. More air. Less sweat smell.

Beer or Whiskey at a Hard Rock concert?
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Old 06-24-2017, 01:50 PM   #4093
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Beer in a bottle. Do you drink from the bottle or pour it into a glass?
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It depends actually. If the beer's cheap I guess I'll drink it from the bottle but if that's a kind of expansive beer, I'll choose the glass. And I drink more fine beers than cheap ones so I'd say into a glass.

Things to snack on with your beer: peanuts or olives?
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peanuts.
I hate south sun heat wave.

Rugby 15 or 13?
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13 - less players, more room for action

Football - Canadian or Arena?
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Arena

Blondie or The Pretenders?
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Pretenders.

AC/DC or Aerosmith?
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The Cure or Depeche Mode?
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Debbie Gibson Or Tiffany ??
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