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April 18th, 2024, 04:56 PM	#14391
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,663 Times in 7,461 Posts	minivic straps a tortoise to each foot when he wants to go somewhere in a hurry __________________ But then again, I am a complete moron

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April 18th, 2024, 05:24 PM	#14392
maxivic Dances with snails Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: in a shell Posts: 12,346 Thanks: 98,413 Thanked 146,121 Times in 12,361 Posts	A day of sales: estreeter asks his boss: - Boss, can I leave the office three hours early to go shopping with my wife? - No, not at all! - Thank you, boss. I knew you wouldn't let me down.

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In gay circles, people get lines tattooed on their arms to indicate how far they can go up their partner's arse.
For vo1v0d, the lines are around his neck.

In that case, please dont tell us what those lines on your ankles mean

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April 18th, 2024, 08:37 PM	#14394
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,663 Times in 7,461 Posts	Minivic is running away from a glacier; it is gaining on him __________________ But then again, I am a complete moron

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