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December 15th, 2017, 03:56 PM
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December 15th, 2017, 05:26 PM
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December 15th, 2017, 08:33 PM
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They are made out of Foghorn Leghorn.
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December 17th, 2017, 09:16 PM
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Unfortunately it's already here: be good sheeple!
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December 18th, 2017, 09:32 AM
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December 18th, 2017, 02:34 PM
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A: Not me.
Q: What are you doing New Year's Eve?
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December 18th, 2017, 05:33 PM
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A: A lot of build-up with a bang at the end.
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December 18th, 2017, 05:57 PM
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A. Yes, sorry cannot make it tonight
Q. Is there a guy down at your chip shop who swears he is Elvis?
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December 19th, 2017, 01:37 PM
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The guy at the Greek take-out swears at Elvis.
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December 19th, 2017, 05:28 PM
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