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nekkron99 · January 24th, 2011, 05:29 AM

i screwed my ex gf at a wedding in a basement of a church

imracerx · January 24th, 2011, 05:33 AM

Doesn't THIS (VEF) count????

**tony_grego** · January 24th, 2011, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by fleetwood77

Anyone ever had sex or even a wank in church - it would be like being in a sort of ecclesiastical Mile High club.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekkron99

i screwed my ex gf at a wedding in a basement of a church

Perhaps We might call this "a divine screw"?

Salut !

Peau Peep · January 24th, 2011, 08:34 AM

I'm not religious in any way.

Having said that, both my children are Christened in my local C of E Church.

I find churches and cathedrals very interesting places, architectually speeking.

While on holiday in Rome, one of the best days was spent in The Vatican.

spoonfedmonkey · January 24th, 2011, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by imracerx

Doesn't THIS (VEF) count????

Absolutely!

spoonfedmonkey · January 24th, 2011, 05:02 PM

Thing is, honor aside, if you're not a believer there really isn't a point to avoid getting a little "something" in church.

My first real job (as in, getting paid to do something) was to clean up a church. Most of you wouldn't believe what I found. You'd think I'm lying. But I'm not.

1. The women's toilets are 10X more disgusting than the men's toilets. They throw their pads and tampons all over the place, and their "flush rate" is MUCH lower than the men's.

2. I found left over food, used Pampers, used tampons and feminine napkins under the pews. In addition, once a year I had to take a putty knife and scrape all the used chewing gum stuck under the pews, since apparently that is the most normal place in the world to deposit chewing gum.

Again, I ain't making this up. I never found a used condom, but it wouldn't have suprised me. (I just lied: a used condom would have indeed surprised me.

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**otokonomidori** · January 24th, 2011, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by spoonfedmonkey

My first real job (as in, getting paid to do something) was to clean up a church.......... I never found a used condom, )

I suppose, if it was a Catholic Church any way, it would be a sin to use contraceptives so it would indeed be a surprise to find any.

spoonfedmonkey · January 24th, 2011, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by fleetwood77

I suppose, if it was a Catholic Church any way, it would be a sin to use contraceptives so it would indeed be a surprise to find any.

Good point. But it wasn't a Catholic church. It was...ah...eh...better not say.

Still, I'd suggest that Catholic churches--being open all day and all--would be more likely to be "violated" in the way we are talking about.

Which raises another interesting thing for those of us who take a sort of scholarly interest in porn: TONS of church porn in the sense of fuckers and fuckees in habits or wearing Roman collars; but has any of you ever encountered a loop or film with fucking in the church?

Maybe that's taboo.

**scoundrel** · January 24th, 2011, 06:59 PM

I want every one this thread to be respectful towards one another. I particularly want this thread to contain a friendly conversation. Posting hostile opinions against the religious convictions of others isn't friendly IMHO. I am not sure how this thread can carry on if we can't refrain from that sort of thing.

**smutwerx** · January 24th, 2011, 07:09 PM

Back to the original question, I do not go. I went to Sunday school every week for ten years, and then one day I told my father (who was a Sunday school teacher at the time) I didn't want to go anymore. No drama. I just told him I didn't like it. He said I didn't have to go, and that was it. If I ever have children, they will have to decide whether to go on their own. I won't be taking them.

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spoonfedmonkey Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 186 Thanks: 2,292 Thanked 1,948 Times in 178 Posts	Thing is, honor aside, if you're not a believer there really isn't a point to avoid getting a little "something" in church. My first real job (as in, getting paid to do something) was to clean up a church. Most of you wouldn't believe what I found. You'd think I'm lying. But I'm not. 1. The women's toilets are 10X more disgusting than the men's toilets. They throw their pads and tampons all over the place, and their "flush rate" is MUCH lower than the men's. 2. I found left over food, used Pampers, used tampons and feminine napkins under the pews. In addition, once a year I had to take a putty knife and scrape all the used chewing gum stuck under the pews, since apparently that is the most normal place in the world to deposit chewing gum. Again, I ain't making this up. I never found a used condom, but it wouldn't have suprised me. (I just lied: a used condom would have indeed surprised me. )

January 24th, 2011, 07:09 PM	#20
smutwerx Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 619 Thanks: 2,859 Thanked 21,616 Times in 621 Posts	Back to the original question, I do not go. I went to Sunday school every week for ten years, and then one day I told my father (who was a Sunday school teacher at the time) I didn't want to go anymore. No drama. I just told him I didn't like it. He said I didn't have to go, and that was it. If I ever have children, they will have to decide whether to go on their own. I won't be taking them.