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Old August 25th, 2017, 10:35 PM   #3531
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Here's a girl with a harp waiting to get fucked. Will that do?



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Old August 26th, 2017, 02:24 AM   #3532
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Ready to go for a ride?





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Wont do this is not really a chain more of a string but she is quirky

This is a chain ,but is she quirky?

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Old August 30th, 2017, 03:14 PM   #3534
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Anna Belle is ready to go.



I wish my a raven-haired, blue-eyed girl who loves sports.
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Old August 31st, 2017, 09:29 AM   #3535
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This one looks pretty sporty. There's water in the background, and swimming is a sport.




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I wish my a raven-haired, blue-eyed girl who loves sports.
Ya wanted Sporty, I got ya muscles and all

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Old August 31st, 2017, 01:21 PM   #3537
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I wish me a French Maid to do a bit of personal polishing..
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Here's Buffy Davis. She'll polish your silverware, your glassware, your knob...



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I wish Me a girl nude down the Pub..
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The girl is free, but the beer is going to cost yer.


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