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May 15th, 2016, 02:37 PM	#3511
YxjwEn46G Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 22 Thanks: 140 Thanked 245 Times in 20 Posts	Redhead with stockings. I wish me a tiny blonde girl.

The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to YxjwEn46G For This Useful Post:

antartic, Bill derBerg, bowlinggreen, dennisomatic, Glen Quagmire, jokerman, jomama, mikeydrew, Ninjaturtle, nnylaker, Silklover, SpEffects, zeus64, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, wimbo77

May 15th, 2016, 09:40 PM	#3512
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	How's this one? I wish me a beautiful Japanese girl with a pageboy haircut wearing black stockings. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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May 17th, 2016, 11:47 PM	#3513
mikeydrew Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: porno land! Take a left at Orion, make sure to get an Orion girl while your there. Posts: 951 Thanks: 7,533 Thanked 24,227 Times in 929 Posts	She's pretty, she's japanese with the haircut and the while not quite nylon stockings they are stockings in a sense :P I wish me a girl with a great rack in a hot lace sheer bra __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Its all about Weapons of mass Wanking!! WmW

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Bill derBerg, bowlinggreen, Glen Quagmire, jokerman, jomama, mameylopez, Ninjaturtle, nnylaker, Silklover, SpEffects, zeus64, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, wimbo77

May 18th, 2016, 03:38 AM	#3514
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	How's this? I wish me an oiled up blonde with a hairy pussy. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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July 17th, 2016, 01:06 AM	#3515
mikeydrew Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: porno land! Take a left at Orion, make sure to get an Orion girl while your there. Posts: 951 Thanks: 7,533 Thanked 24,227 Times in 929 Posts	One oiled up blonde with a hairy pussy I wish me a girl with big tits sporting a feeldoe __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Its all about Weapons of mass Wanking!! WmW

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July 18th, 2016, 12:12 AM	#3516
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	How's this? I wish me a girl who is Japanese, pretty and has long red fingernails. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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July 26th, 2016, 05:28 PM	#3517
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,810 Times in 12,571 Posts	I wish me a sexy Thai girl __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

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July 26th, 2016, 07:03 PM	#3518
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	...an exceptional mammalian dive reflex. __________________

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July 27th, 2016, 06:19 PM	#3519
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	...no fear whatsoever of diving from a 10m platform. __________________

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July 31st, 2016, 01:37 PM	#3520
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wheeeeeeee! I wish me a very sexy girl in a one piece swimming suit with the top part peeled down to show off her tits. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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