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**Silklover** · November 3rd, 2014, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frits

I wish me a girl who would use an escort

Here's a woman using an escort, please enjoy. Both she and the escort look pretty hot to me.

I wish me a girl eating strawberries.

**pierrelm** · November 3rd, 2014, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalumH

I wish me a girl who would shun make-up as 'concealer' but embrace it as 'war paint'!

May I suggest you don't play fast and lose with her affections, Calum?

I wish me a girl with great lingerie...

**Frits** · November 3rd, 2014, 07:51 PM

I wish me a girl with a crush on Putin

**CalumH** · November 5th, 2014, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frits

I wish me a girl with a crush on Putin

The mode average of his fanbase I suspect... "ah..., for the good old days, when a loaf of bread was a day's queue and a dissenter was a dissenter... and these, what d'y'call them, homo... sexualskis...?, well... the gulag... I say!"

... don't get me wrong,... I'm not aligning myself to anything here, and I don't particularly adhere to anything, least of all the hell the free market's given us, it's just that Putin's a bit along the lines of Stali.... oh, hang on, I'm being told my train's waiting...

I wish me

... a girl with

... ... a... a sandwich... !

Estreeter · November 5th, 2014, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalumH

... ... a... a sandwich... !

I'd marry her if she made those

I wish me a girl in an asylum

**rockernut** · November 5th, 2014, 05:10 PM

Here you go mate

I Wish Me A Girl with dirty socks...

**Frits** · November 5th, 2014, 05:38 PM

The socks are inside the dirty boots

I wish me a girl with a history of violence, abusing her husband

**CalumH** · November 5th, 2014, 11:41 PM

That's pretty dark Frits, but I guess it'll have to be the obvious (... & for myself, I think I'd take her side in all that nasty business... ):

I wish me a girl in a summer dress so light that it may as well not be there at all.

(& by the way Sir Estreeter, I reckon that sandwich above would kill you in one... er... stroke!)

**Frits** · November 5th, 2014, 11:51 PM

I wish me a girl with a winning lottery ticket

Estreeter · November 6th, 2014, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalumH

(& by the way Sir Estreeter, I reckon that sandwich above would kill you in one... er... stroke!)

I'll give it a go

Consequences I'll deal with when they happen

Errr.... Carry on with Frit's request

November 3rd, 2014, 07:51 PM	#3093
Frits Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: at the end of the rainbow Posts: 5,565 Thanks: 29,166 Thanked 75,498 Times in 5,552 Posts	I wish me a girl with a crush on Putin __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Где говорят деньги, там молчит совесть."

November 5th, 2014, 05:38 PM	#3097
Frits Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: at the end of the rainbow Posts: 5,565 Thanks: 29,166 Thanked 75,498 Times in 5,552 Posts	The socks are inside the dirty boots I wish me a girl with a history of violence, abusing her husband __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Где говорят деньги, там молчит совесть."

November 5th, 2014, 11:41 PM	#3098
CalumH Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 890 Thanks: 3,766 Thanked 16,503 Times in 894 Posts	That's pretty dark Frits, but I guess it'll have to be the obvious (... & for myself, I think I'd take her side in all that nasty business... ): I wish me a girl in a summer dress so light that it may as well not be there at all. (& by the way Sir Estreeter, I reckon that sandwich above would kill you in one... er... stroke!) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 5th, 2014, 11:51 PM	#3099
Frits Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: at the end of the rainbow Posts: 5,565 Thanks: 29,166 Thanked 75,498 Times in 5,552 Posts	I wish me a girl with a winning lottery ticket __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Где говорят деньги, там молчит совесть."

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November 5th, 2014, 05:10 PM	#3096
rockernut Veteran Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 6,958 Thanks: 69,661 Thanked 73,305 Times in 6,969 Posts	Here you go mate I Wish Me A Girl with dirty socks...