What if you lived in Australia? - Page 753

**Gazsu8107** · July 28th, 2018, 01:49 AM

If you lived in some parts of Australia the grass munching crew appears unexpectedly complete with their own supervisor

Guess the lawnmower stays garaged this weekend whilst the quieter crew does the work

**Arturo2nd** · July 28th, 2018, 03:13 AM

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Obesity is not a problem if you just accept being fat.

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Doesn't it lead to health problems, such as dying early?

Dying early is only a problem for people who aren't nearly 70 and whose parents lived into their 90s. Also, the Trump Administration and rap music have made it more attractive.

**blondifan** · July 28th, 2018, 09:31 AM

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... the Trump Administration and rap music have made dying early more attractive.

With the current Aus government pushing to raise retirement age to 70 years, I feel it's almost mandatory.
Obviously they are 'ill prepared' to deal with the onset of baby boomers reaching retirement simultaneously.
It all just adds fuel to the rumour that Turnbull has handed superannuation over to Trump

**trailmaster** · July 28th, 2018, 12:07 PM

Kevin here. Australia, with its wide open spaces and so few people on a continent two thirds the size of the U.S. could be the new home of America's retirees. Instead of going to mosquito infested Florida or hot as blazes Arizona why not retire to Australia. It has mild winters in most areas and not so hot and dry as Arizona. There are plenty of older Americans who like cool weather and those who like it hot. I'm sure Australia has retirement communities. One just has to get used to the funny Australian accent, and all those creatures that want to kill or eat humans, and you just have to get used to going to bed and finding a 6 foot snake in your bed!

Estreeter · July 28th, 2018, 12:49 PM

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Kevin here.

G'Day, again

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and all those creatures that want to kill or eat humans,

Kev, Mate, ya have that wrong. They don't want to kill you

Nope, they need to kill you much in the same way you don't want oxygen, you need oxygen .... see the difference

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retirees

Umm you and palo are about the same age, I suggest you 2 move to Cape York Peninsula and stay between October and March

**trailmaster** · July 28th, 2018, 01:04 PM

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G'Day, again

Kev, Mate, ya have that wrong. They don't want to kill you

Nope, they need to kill you much in the same way you don't want oxygen, you need oxygen .... see the difference

Umm you and palo are about the same age, I suggest you 2 move to Cape York Peninsula and stay between October and March

Noooo way. You want us to live in a place that has monsoons from October to May, and its hot which I like, but palo5 can't stand temperatures above 75 degrees F, and half of the land is used for cattle grazing. All that dung must stink up the countryside!. And most of the 18,000 people living there are Aborigines. What are we supposed to do there?

**effCup** · July 28th, 2018, 01:05 PM

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6 foot snake in your bed!

/cough!/ Every night.

**effCup** · July 28th, 2018, 01:07 PM

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What are we supposed to do there?

Retire?

Oh! You're still worried about the 6 ft snakes.

**palo5** · July 28th, 2018, 01:12 PM

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most of the 18,000 people living there are Aborigines. What are we supposed to do there?

Play with them, of course!

Estreeter · July 28th, 2018, 01:45 PM

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What are we supposed to do there?

Curse me

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trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,909 Thanks: 1,329,175 Thanked 707,336 Times in 60,081 Posts	Kevin here. Australia, with its wide open spaces and so few people on a continent two thirds the size of the U.S. could be the new home of America's retirees. Instead of going to mosquito infested Florida or hot as blazes Arizona why not retire to Australia. It has mild winters in most areas and not so hot and dry as Arizona. There are plenty of older Americans who like cool weather and those who like it hot. I'm sure Australia has retirement communities. One just has to get used to the funny Australian accent, and all those creatures that want to kill or eat humans, and you just have to get used to going to bed and finding a 6 foot snake in your bed!