What if you lived in Australia?

[zeus64]

Motorboater: Just out of curiosity. How many of you non-Australians googled Jessica Van Vonderen?

If lived in AU .. i could rub one out watching her
on the 6'o'clock news ...

[philll_77]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Kevin here. If I lived in Australia and attained some high governmental position I would enact new legislation that says that Australian slang will be abolished, so that tourists, especially American tourists can understand what the average aussie is talking about in a typical conversation. This is due to the near destruction of the planet by aliens that were confused and angered by aussie slang. Story to follow(as soon as that slacker Estreeter comes back). A typical example is the post that loosegoose made before this one. Looking at various Australian slang dictionaries I still have trouble determining exactly what he is talking about.

Only if Americans agree to learn English too

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Kevin here. If I lived in Australia and attained some high governmental position I would enact new legislation that says that Australian slang will be abolished, so that tourists, especially American tourists can understand what the average aussie is talking about in a typical conversation. This is due to the near destruction of the planet by aliens that were confused and angered by aussie slang. Story to follow(as soon as that slacker Estreeter comes back). A typical example is the post that loosegoose made before this one. Looking at various Australian slang dictionaries I still have trouble determining exactly what he is talking about.

For your benefit Kev.

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Strewth Cobber! I'm as dinkum as Four and Twenty pies and I had to google her.

'Good heavens friend! I'm as Australian as an iconic Australia food product and I don't know who she is.' Hoping this helps.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by palo5

TM told me he has a super-modern Commodore that can play games. He told me he plays PacMan

Good Better that than the only good thing a Russian invented, Tetris

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Kevin here. When Estreeter gets back I am going to tell the story of how the earth was almost destroyed by aliens who were confused by all the shenanigans going on in aussieland!

Aliens are to smart to destroy something they don't understand they'd study it till understood

[Sir Honkers]

Fuckin' National Broadband Network, went down Sunday afternoon and only got back up yesterday afternoon. They are giving me my first month free as compensation, but if it falls over again I'm going to another provider. Sort of like jumping off the Titanic and swimming towards the Lusitania.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Sort of like jumping off the Titanic and swimming towards the Lusitania.

Youself, MBoater and I could be swimming for real next 3 days, what are they predicting in rain starting late tonight, 3 months worth in 2 or 3 days

Here comes the start of it, looks like about 2 hours away

[trailmaster]

Kevin here. trailmaster is sick today so he can't tell the story about the aliens. And since Estreeter has his own problems let's just forget it. It is just another goofy , dumb, useless story that solves nothing.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Kevin here. trailmaster is sick today

What No story about 2 male quokkas and a dildo That's sick

[rotobott]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Youself, MBoater and I could be swimming for real next 3 days, what are they predicting in rain starting late tonight, 3 months worth in 2 or 3 days

Here comes the start of it, looks like about 2 hours away

Crikey 3 months average rainfall, all at once

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by rotobott

Crikey 3 months average rainfall, all at once

Might need an umbrella Have heard of those things

Seriously, it's been all over the news all day about constant storms, flash flooding for the entire Victorian state, went outside before and you can feel the humidity building and it's very warm just after midnight,

Oh, and will this umbrella do