World Penis size map

**berigan** · March 28th, 2011, 09:58 AM

Hope the link works, and it's ok to post this sort of link here....I had a bit of trouble getting it to show right...it takes awhile,(click on arrow in upper right hand border) but at the bottom of the map, there was a list by country....

Average in South Korea was 3.8 inches...I think I am going to move there!

Removed dead link

eek · March 28th, 2011, 10:07 AM

Size varies by location?

Where exactly live the blokes with the hairiest bollocks - that I'd like to know.

**begos** · March 28th, 2011, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eek

Where exactly live the blokes with the hairiest bollocks - that I'd like to know.

Why???

No, wait!!!

On second thought, I don't think I really do want to know why you'd like to know that.

**marlon** · March 28th, 2011, 02:58 PM

I'll just shave the base and it'll make me French

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**Sharkhunter** · March 28th, 2011, 03:45 PM

So that's why most of the guys seen fucking those Eastern European babes are Hungarian... Or rather, well-Hungarian.

Looking at that particular region, it's little wonder why Romania might have an issue with the Hungarian neighbours and fear all their women crossing the border in search of schlong.

I'd also reckon Canada having a slightly bigger average than the US is all down to good old Peter North.

**Mal Hombre** · March 28th, 2011, 05:38 PM

I see the UK's average is the same as Libya's,Spooky.....

Astatine · March 28th, 2011, 06:02 PM

Numbers make sense to me. I guess the erect rather than flaccid measurements would be more indicative, lol. Fortunately I'll not be taking the other half to Congo or Sudan for our hols. And you can forget Colombia!

**seany65** · March 28th, 2011, 06:28 PM

I thought this topic was about a penis that was so big you could draw a map of the world on it!

spyderccp · March 28th, 2011, 11:32 PM

So, is this inches or centimeters?

But seriously, I know this is disinformation and not to be taken too seriously,
but I also know that there was a survey done in the late seventies on the
same topic, 'cos I remember it from course work at Uni.

I remember the joke at the time as being to do with the relative male/female
external/internal size difference coupled with the percentage of population,
resulting in several thousand miles of unused pussy in NY City alone.

**seany65** · March 29th, 2011, 10:43 PM

Do women have different sized front-bottoms or what? They never tell us that do they?

March 28th, 2011, 09:58 AM	#1
berigan Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,667 Thanks: 18,676 Thanked 102,804 Times in 2,658 Posts	World Penis size map Hope the link works, and it's ok to post this sort of link here....I had a bit of trouble getting it to show right...it takes awhile,(click on arrow in upper right hand border) but at the bottom of the map, there was a list by country.... Average in South Korea was 3.8 inches...I think I am going to move there! Removed dead link __________________ Should pull up all my posts now!(Hey, it does!) To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 28th, 2011, 10:07 AM	#2
eek Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 568 Thanks: 1,449 Thanked 4,243 Times in 502 Posts	Size varies by location? Where exactly live the blokes with the hairiest bollocks - that I'd like to know. __________________ My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

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Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,037 Thanks: 5,197 Thanked 34,657 Times in 2,021 Posts	So that's why most of the guys seen fucking those Eastern European babes are Hungarian... Or rather, well-Hungarian. Looking at that particular region, it's little wonder why Romania might have an issue with the Hungarian neighbours and fear all their women crossing the border in search of schlong. I'd also reckon Canada having a slightly bigger average than the US is all down to good old Peter North. __________________ "Birth Control Tip #2431: Shoot your load in a girl's mouth or on her face instead of inside her sweet bits. Result: no expensive burden, stretch marks or saggy tits". To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,105 Thanks: 772,405 Thanked 855,334 Times in 57,538 Posts	I see the UK's average is the same as Libya's,Spooky..... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 28th, 2011, 06:02 PM	#7
Astatine Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Where foreplay is taking your socks off Posts: 193 Thanks: 211 Thanked 1,840 Times in 179 Posts	Numbers make sense to me. I guess the erect rather than flaccid measurements would be more indicative, lol. Fortunately I'll not be taking the other half to Congo or Sudan for our hols. And you can forget Colombia! Last edited by Astatine; March 28th, 2011 at 06:35 PM..

March 28th, 2011, 06:28 PM	#8
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 80,373 Thanked 32,679 Times in 3,523 Posts	I thought this topic was about a penis that was so big you could draw a map of the world on it! __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

March 28th, 2011, 11:32 PM	#9
spyderccp Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 241 Thanks: 973 Thanked 2,813 Times in 233 Posts	So, is this inches or centimeters? But seriously, I know this is disinformation and not to be taken too seriously, but I also know that there was a survey done in the late seventies on the same topic, 'cos I remember it from course work at Uni. I remember the joke at the time as being to do with the relative male/female external/internal size difference coupled with the percentage of population, resulting in several thousand miles of unused pussy in NY City alone. __________________ Dear Aunt Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dot. Last edited by spyderccp; March 29th, 2011 at 12:00 AM.. Reason: spelling

March 29th, 2011, 10:43 PM	#10
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 80,373 Thanked 32,679 Times in 3,523 Posts	Do women have different sized front-bottoms or what? They never tell us that do they? __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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