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May 13th, 2017, 11:15 PM

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Fernanda, trained in classical guitar, serenades Cuntswaylo with a stirring rendition of "Naturale Eius Debent Pubes" in D minor

Fernando? Surely Fernanda!
Otherwise can't go wrong with the classics!

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Oh my God, it feels so real and natural ...
its hard to believe last week you were Robert and now you're Roberta.

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Oh my God, it feels so real and natural ...
its hard to believe last week you were Robert and now you're Roberta.

Roberta, nice, exotic for instrument! Name of musician too please!!!!

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Haha nice, it does look like she's playing an instrument...
"Oh you're a musician? What do you play?"
"The pussy, and I tune it by nibbling on earlobes"

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Fernanda, trained in classical guitar, serenades Cuntswaylo with a stirring rendition of "Naturale Eius Debent Pubes" in D minor.

The audience stood rigidly at attention by the end of the performance, moved to tears by the sensuousness of the piece and the perfect natural harmony between musician and instrument.

(damn, I can't get picture to appear....)

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Hank earned "Employee of the Year" honors for his suggestion to the Workplace Improvement Initiative.

Unfortunately the workplace turned out to be the pilot's lounge at the airport.

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becoming more muscular my stomach is getting bigger!

Oh God... I had to click on the pic, I was convinced that was a guy... Nope! (I don't even know if I should thank you, it's stuck in my head now, damn you Cuzzy!

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The most important thing to do before lifting your own body weight is first do a fifth of it and work your way up

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