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Old July 4th, 2017, 04:56 PM   #161
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Everyone assumes that a window cleaner see's loads of things, naked people in the house., people shagging etc. but it's bollocks.
What was funny though was what I DID see. I used to clean a mates windows, he lived with a girlfriend but they split up. One day I went into the back garden and his ex was on a sunbed in just a bikini bottom. I had a good look until she leapt up covered her tits and quickly walked in the house. She has a cracking figure and those big tits - wow very nice.
I left and was cleaning a house over the backs looking over hoping she would come back out but no luck.
I saw her around town over the years - I packed in the window cleaning - and about 20 years later I met her at a party. She was still gorgeous, she'd kept her slim figure and i reminded her of what had happened - she had no memory of it! More memorable for me than her I guess.
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Old August 20th, 2017, 12:23 AM   #162
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This is going back 20 years or so ago.
However this lady about 25 came out of the Ice Cream shop whilst I was sitting in the car whilst my girlfriend ( now mrstamsmith) went in for an Ice Cream.

As the lady came out I noticed her instantly. She had her hand full with two ice creams.
As a result she could not control her dress that blew up and showed two lovely legs encased in black stockings and suspender belt and no knickers.

It was my best mates fiancee. Still married.
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Old August 14th, 2018, 05:33 AM   #163
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Just wondering if any of you have ever seen a buddies wife/gf topless or naked? Both in a picture or in the flesh.

If so, what were the circumstances?

If you have pictures of your own wife/gf topless or naked have you ever shown a friend them? If so, what was their reaction?

My wife's naked photos was seen by my friends.
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Old September 16th, 2018, 01:41 PM   #164
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My mate's wife has absolutely massive tits. One morning, I'd stayed over on the couch because I'd had too much to drink to drive the night before, and she came into the living room to sort the kids out for school. She was just in her dressing gown. She obviously didn't realise I was half awake, and as she bent down to pick something up, her gown opened up and I got a good 3 or 4 second eyefull of her big hairy minge and delicious DD hangers. They were just hanging there not 4 feet away from me. Of course I instantly got a massive hard on. I was sure she didn't do it deliberately, but a few weeks later they had a Christmas party and because they have a big house most of the guests stayed the night. I woke up early the next morning because I wanted to grab the bathroom before everyone else. As I got to the top of the stairs, the bathroom door opened, and she walked out totally naked. I said, "sorry" and looked away, but to my total amazement she said, "Ah, it's only you" and chuckled to herself before disappearing back into their bedroom. Ever since then she makes little comments when I stay over along the lines of letting me know she gets off on thinking about giving me a little flash, and she sometimes bends over in front of me really deliberately showing me her firm round arse and big jugs hanging down. I know she catches me having a good look, but my mate is a top bloke and I wouldn't go any further with it. But those times I did see her in the chuddy are right at the top of my spank-bank and come in very handy when I fancy a quick one off the wrist.
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Our friend Tom did better than seeing my wife we were married 11 years when he started fucking her do you want to try somebody for the first time other than me and Delilah Thomas twice my size if he was the first want to make her come by fucking after that she was going over Tom’s house every other day for the first four years
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Old December 28th, 2018, 04:21 AM   #166
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My wife's naked photos was seen by my friends.
There were people who looked naked in the original, who was lying down with her...
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Old December 28th, 2018, 10:14 PM   #168
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My friends wife was so gorgeous when she got married I had an instant crush on her. At their wedding I got to kiss the bride and couldn't resist a lips to lips with tongues kiss. She was not fazed by this and we actually had a more secretive kiss later in the evening. I had an invite to see their new home and my friend said I could visit anytime, so I did, when he was at work. His wife was on shift work at the local hospital and she was about to go to bed when I popped round for a coffee. She seemed happy to see me and was wearing just a dressing gown, nothing else. As she bought in the coffees her gown slipped and I had a flash of pretty pert boobs and a glimpse of well trimmed brown pubic hair. She just nonchalantly refastened her gown as if nothing had happened even though I was 10 inches away from her. I left soon after , getting another full on kiss and wished it had been a lot more than just a flash I had been treated to.
As a separate thing my wife's cousin got married and as he was useless at arranging his honeymoon he and his wife came to stay with us and because he was called in to work, left his new bride to visit our local attractions and spend time with us until he returned after three days. Now a new bride is about as horny as a newly married husband and she was desperate for sex after the first day without him. My wife was highly suspicious of her actions but when she was out shopping I got the seduction routine. In fact she went to get changed and came downstairs in my dressing gown, and during our conversation let the robe slip off the shoulders. Her boobs were round and firm but only a patch on my wife's and I did get to feel them plus kiss her but I felt so guilty doing it in my home and worried that my wife would find out I asked her to get dressed. That's when she offered to give me a blow job. I declined and walked out with a raging hard-on. After that she hardly talked to me and my wife noticed a distinct atmosphere, but luckily her hubby returned early and they finished their honeymoon. A few years later she left her hubby for an older man, similar age to me.
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A mate of mine was sent to work in Brazil he was an electrical engineer and expected to be away for 2/3 mths, as a softener his wife could go out for 3 Wks all exp paid, he asked me if I would fit security locks to his doors and windows, while working at his place I came across 4 boxes with a note attached asking if I would put them in his loft 3 boxes went in OK but the last one fell apart as I looked it was full of porn of his missus what she was wearing and inserting into her pussy was knockout,her body was amazing but sadly her face was just average, she had amazing nipples as big as my thumb about 1" long and thick, a couple of yrs later she fed her baby in front of me and my wife when the baby had finished feeding she pulled out her tit and her nipple was massives instant bone I was glad I was sitting down at the time! just one of life's little treats
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It almost seems unfair for me to weigh in on this as I am a nudist, so I've seen a lot of wives and girlfriends naked. I'll tell a story anyway.

There's a local nudist club that I started going to ten years ago. Early on, they changed managers and the guy was one of the friendliest people you'll ever meet.

I started seeing a new gal at the club. Drop dead gorgeous. I talked her up a few times. She was about my age, pretty and a nudist and I thought, my dream girl. She was very friendly and she told me to look her up on Facebook. She gave me her full name so I could find her and I realized something: she was the wife of the new manager.

Dagnabbit.

All three of us are good friends now. I count myself lucky that I never really made a move on her because who knows how embarrassing that would have been.
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