Did your mum find your porn mags? - Page 8

puny · October 17th, 2008, 12:05 AM

No, my dad did though and he "borrowed" one or two from time to time as well, the sly old git.

docboy10uk · October 17th, 2008, 03:16 PM

DIRTY BASTARD

I still swap with my old man

like father like son

filbert · October 17th, 2008, 11:22 PM

Flip side: When I was around 13, I found HER stash of magazines (a Swank and a Man-to-Man) she'd hidden in a shoebox in the closet. She was divorced at the time. I never let her know I'd enjoyed her magazines.

Some years later, I had a small stack of P-house & P-Boy mags I boxed up when we moved into a house with my new stepfather. The box vanished, but some time later I found my mags under their mattress. What pissed me off was that I had a collection of WWI aviation books in the box (I'm an airplane nut), and all of those were gone.

So, I didn't feel too bad when I figured out how to pick the lock on his liquor cabinet and enjoy his scotch. He marked the bottles, too, but never seemed to realize how the scotch was getting more watery tasting day by day...

Aitken Bonar · October 17th, 2008, 11:36 PM

Pater found mine - 25 years ago this month now I come to think of it - and went ballistic.

My parents are old enough to be my grandparents so there's more than just a generational thing at work.

The collection was pretty much MO, Club, the usual top shelf stuff. There were a few of the more explicit publications in there, such as Lovebirds.

I recall Dad wondering out loud, "What in god's name do we have living under our roof?"

Err ... a teenager, pater.

tambarskjelve · October 18th, 2008, 09:46 AM

^^ hehe. My mom cleared out my stash. Twice. But there was one time my dad, red faced, told me he had borrowed a VHS from my stash and it jammed and got broken. I said "no worries dad, shit happens" Never been mentioned again.

Spanker10 · October 18th, 2008, 12:04 PM

I had a pack of nude playing cards which I used to take into the toilet with me for research reasons

One day I left them on top of the cistern by accident and my mum found them. She just said "you left your cards in the toilet". I used to keep my magazine stash inside a Decca record player - there were two screws that held the front panel on. Sometimes I couldn't find a screwdriver though.

jamey1974 · October 29th, 2008, 03:06 AM

Yes,we remember the days well.I was one of the smart ones.You buy foot lockers.The way to buy a dirty mag at the news agents was you buy two regular magazines and put the dirty one in between.You were hoping the cashier didn't hold the dirty one up when he was trying to find the price.Our face was red and we were hoping no one would see.Going home was much the same .You either have the filfth stuck between a newspaper or between the two regular magazines in that dirty brown paper bag.Those were the days.That was our life.Our girls wouldn't give us nothing.Now we have the computer age.We make sure our hard drives are private and locked and in our home office.And Computers are never shared,The wife still won't give us anything.Thank goodness there's no red-faced embarassment in the news-agents.But people still buy magazines at the rare ones you can still find.Cheers.

tenchsama · October 29th, 2008, 09:26 PM

Like so many other guys in the same position she threw them out (I was 12 or 13 at the time). There was this old cinder block garage nearby so I would roll up my mags and stick them between the broken blocks so no one in the neighborhood would find 'em. I found some cushions from an old couch and made this my secret jerk-off place - loved it.

I started noticing the mags were being moved or disappearing. Eventually I caught my best friends older sister going through em!

I'd be telling a lie if I said we screwed (I wish we did), but we did look at them together and sometimes kiss.

Hey, I was 12 - it was all good.

Halibut72 · October 29th, 2008, 09:59 PM

Yeah, Mum found them. My first one was an old and battered copy of Razzle that I bought of a mate at school for 50p. I hid it under the mattress and she inevitably found it whilst changing the bed. I got a lecture (mainly about loose women and diseases for some reason), but all in all my parents were pretty cool about it. Over the years I got better and more imaginative at hiding them, but I did notice that some were going missing. I eventually discovered them in my father's wardrobe and the dirty old bugger even had some of his own!

**billybunter** · November 26th, 2008, 10:24 AM

She found mine, but just said it's part of growing up. But don't leave them hanging around. When we were moving house I came back from school one day and all my stuff had been boxed up. One box said "porn"

October 29th, 2008, 03:06 AM	#77
jamey1974 Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14 Thanks: 26 Thanked 156 Times in 17 Posts	Yes,we remember the days well.I was one of the smart ones.You buy foot lockers.The way to buy a dirty mag at the news agents was you buy two regular magazines and put the dirty one in between.You were hoping the cashier didn't hold the dirty one up when he was trying to find the price.Our face was red and we were hoping no one would see.Going home was much the same .You either have the filfth stuck between a newspaper or between the two regular magazines in that dirty brown paper bag.Those were the days.That was our life.Our girls wouldn't give us nothing.Now we have the computer age.We make sure our hard drives are private and locked and in our home office.And Computers are never shared,The wife still won't give us anything.Thank goodness there's no red-faced embarassment in the news-agents.But people still buy magazines at the rare ones you can still find.Cheers. Last edited by jamey1974; October 29th, 2008 at 04:10 AM.. Reason: too much space

October 29th, 2008, 09:26 PM	#78
tenchsama Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 1 Post	Oh yeah Like so many other guys in the same position she threw them out (I was 12 or 13 at the time). There was this old cinder block garage nearby so I would roll up my mags and stick them between the broken blocks so no one in the neighborhood would find 'em. I found some cushions from an old couch and made this my secret jerk-off place - loved it. I started noticing the mags were being moved or disappearing. Eventually I caught my best friends older sister going through em! I'd be telling a lie if I said we screwed (I wish we did), but we did look at them together and sometimes kiss. Hey, I was 12 - it was all good.

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October 17th, 2008, 12:05 AM	#71
puny Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8 Thanks: 1 Thanked 35 Times in 7 Posts	No, my dad did though and he "borrowed" one or two from time to time as well, the sly old git.

October 17th, 2008, 03:16 PM	#72
docboy10uk Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 8 Thanks: 6 Thanked 54 Times in 8 Posts	DIRTY BASTARD I still swap with my old man like father like son

October 17th, 2008, 11:22 PM	#73
filbert Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 25 Thanks: 7,228 Thanked 231 Times in 22 Posts	Flip side: When I was around 13, I found HER stash of magazines (a Swank and a Man-to-Man) she'd hidden in a shoebox in the closet. She was divorced at the time. I never let her know I'd enjoyed her magazines. Some years later, I had a small stack of P-house & P-Boy mags I boxed up when we moved into a house with my new stepfather. The box vanished, but some time later I found my mags under their mattress. What pissed me off was that I had a collection of WWI aviation books in the box (I'm an airplane nut), and all of those were gone. So, I didn't feel too bad when I figured out how to pick the lock on his liquor cabinet and enjoy his scotch. He marked the bottles, too, but never seemed to realize how the scotch was getting more watery tasting day by day...

October 17th, 2008, 11:36 PM	#74
Aitken Bonar Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 232 Thanks: 456 Thanked 1,662 Times in 223 Posts	Pater found mine - 25 years ago this month now I come to think of it - and went ballistic. My parents are old enough to be my grandparents so there's more than just a generational thing at work. The collection was pretty much MO, Club, the usual top shelf stuff. There were a few of the more explicit publications in there, such as Lovebirds. I recall Dad wondering out loud, "What in god's name do we have living under our roof?" Err ... a teenager, pater.

October 18th, 2008, 09:46 AM	#75
tambarskjelve Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3 Thanks: 2 Thanked 18 Times in 3 Posts	^^ hehe. My mom cleared out my stash. Twice. But there was one time my dad, red faced, told me he had borrowed a VHS from my stash and it jammed and got broken. I said "no worries dad, shit happens" Never been mentioned again.

October 18th, 2008, 12:04 PM	#76
Spanker10 Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 28 Thanks: 903 Thanked 360 Times in 26 Posts	I had a pack of nude playing cards which I used to take into the toilet with me for research reasons One day I left them on top of the cistern by accident and my mum found them. She just said "you left your cards in the toilet". I used to keep my magazine stash inside a Decca record player - there were two screws that held the front panel on. Sometimes I couldn't find a screwdriver though.

October 29th, 2008, 09:59 PM	#79
Halibut72 Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 67 Thanks: 109 Thanked 799 Times in 66 Posts	Yeah, Mum found them. My first one was an old and battered copy of Razzle that I bought of a mate at school for 50p. I hid it under the mattress and she inevitably found it whilst changing the bed. I got a lecture (mainly about loose women and diseases for some reason), but all in all my parents were pretty cool about it. Over the years I got better and more imaginative at hiding them, but I did notice that some were going missing. I eventually discovered them in my father's wardrobe and the dirty old bugger even had some of his own!

November 26th, 2008, 10:24 AM	#80
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	She found mine, but just said it's part of growing up. But don't leave them hanging around. When we were moving house I came back from school one day and all my stuff had been boxed up. One box said "porn"