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Old June 25th, 2009, 07:33 AM   #11
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RLMAO, folks! Everyone of them a gem of a caption.

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Old July 2nd, 2009, 02:00 AM   #12
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Her pussy likes a bit of a hard licker.
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We were better off when they allowed smoking...
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Alcoholics are usually in denial about having a problem but if you can confront them when they are concealing boze
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Old March 18th, 2011, 05:40 PM   #15
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I aint payin for a drink i never got! Look ! if i got one, then wheres the bottle ?! She says while sitting uncomfortably.
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Mary always insisted on opening Her bottles Herself...
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Oh yes, it's ladies night and the feeling's right!
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while waiting for her first date She read all the posts on things not to say on a first date
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Mary found the new club much more boring than she originally imagined.



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Having a reputation for being a bit slow to get a round in,
when one of her friends said
"Get the Beers in, Y' C**t ! "
That wasn't quite what they had in mind
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