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November 12th, 2017, 03:24 PM | #2521 |
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4258 ~ Of course I like being between your thighs , and no they`re not too chunky . Anyway always wanted to experience the Trash Compactor sensation from Star Wars
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November 13th, 2017, 11:04 AM | #2522 |
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4259 Honey, you know we're never getting divorced because I can't see one reason why I'd marry ya to begin with
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November 15th, 2017, 11:00 AM | #2523 |
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4260 ~ There that should do ya , now let`s turn up the sound on the match
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December 9th, 2017, 11:34 AM | #2524 |
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4261 Bloody hell Honey, Who taught you how to wipe your ass
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December 10th, 2017, 08:59 AM | #2525 |
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4262 I aim to satisfy Honey so I'll let you chose between the cleanest or dirtiest 90 seconds your sex life
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December 10th, 2017, 09:08 PM | #2526 |
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December 22nd, 2017, 09:09 AM | #2527 |
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4264 So what if the vibrator I got you for Christmas didn't include batteries, you can still shove it up your butt without them , besides the one that did include batteries cost more, but I needed a couple extra dollars for a stop at the pub for a few beers on the way home
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December 27th, 2017, 12:30 PM | #2528 |
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4265 Can you wear these nylons, I like the colour, my favourite, great for sex and also I gotta admit I've worn then on my head during armed robberies.
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December 30th, 2017, 12:02 PM | #2529 |
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4266: Your mother has had 6 children and her pussy is still tighter than yours!
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December 30th, 2017, 12:34 PM | #2530 |
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4267 Please don't fake an orgasm, I'm going out of my way to make sure you don't enjoy this
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