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View Poll Results: What would you tell your much younger self if given the opportunity ? | |||
Never ask a woman directions | 15 | 4.44% | |
To always check for toilet paper before sitting | 19 | 5.62% | |
Keep your eye on the ball, unless in a gym changing room | 53 | 15.68% | |
Don`t wear a condom you find in the sea | 17 | 5.03% | |
The lottery numbers of every single draw | 47 | 13.91% | |
That he`s really his own sister | 19 | 5.62% | |
To avoid this forum as it could damage the health of his groin and eyesight | 64 | 18.93% | |
If Capone send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue | 67 | 19.82% | |
Nothing whatsoever ,i don`t like myself | 37 | 10.95% | |
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March 21st, 2009, 10:50 AM | #21 | |
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A comics dealer once explained to me that he has a back room in his shop piled high with the bits of collections that he's bought, but which aren't worth actually pricing up and putting in the shop yet, awaiting the time when enough pressure has built up to compress some of the crap into diamonds. Or coal, I suppose. |
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March 21st, 2009, 02:58 PM | #22 |
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Knock it off with the sweater vests and George Romero glasses. And there should be two eyebrows on your face. How anyone resisted me in those days, I'll never know.
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March 22nd, 2009, 07:24 AM | #23 |
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Every porn mag you buy keep in a plastic bag and never sell or throw out any of them.
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May 13th, 2009, 04:52 AM | #25 |
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Four good advices :
1. Be very careful with your alcool consumption it will cause you a lot of trouble, 2. when you will see a cigarette distributor broken, don't get a pack from it. You will regret it a long time, 3. don't loose your time with the girl who will reject you at 14 years old, you will never be together, 4. when you will be in the army at 19 years old endure your injury. |
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May 16th, 2009, 04:14 AM | #26 |
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Never question the excuses girls make. They will just make another.
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May 17th, 2009, 01:58 PM | #27 |
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June 14th, 2009, 01:54 AM | #28 |
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When your fiveteen and that athletic schoolgirl with the big thighs and the hooded eyes sits down beside you and repeatedly attempts to feel you up.
Don't push her hand away. You will become infatuated, long before your best mate marries her. She will become an impossible 'standard' on which you will judge other women in your life. She will also grow to look something like this in her thirties.. only more wholesome, with blue/green eyes |
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just say no and i wood not have wates 20y of my life o well in did have fun but i am pay of it now
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June 14th, 2009, 08:13 PM | #30 |
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that very often your parents were right, and did know what they were talking about
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