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July 14th, 2009, 04:38 AM | #11 |
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Sarah Silverman does a joke about how if a woman takes a shower with her boyfriend/husband her breasts are guaranteed to be squeaky clean.
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July 16th, 2009, 12:37 AM | #12 | |
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July 16th, 2009, 06:14 AM | #13 |
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August 4th, 2009, 06:53 PM | #14 |
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women with big tits tend to suck their own nipples a lot
no women ever wear big pants they really don't mind if you cum all over their expensive leather couch or their hair nobody falls asleep after sex a villa simming pool is for having sex in girls with big breasts always go jogging braless or play tennis in showers or baths fannys really really need a lot of cleaning |
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August 4th, 2009, 08:06 PM | #15 |
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However, if you wear a mask you're real life partner will not recognise you.[/QUOTE]
When a mask isn't available, sunglasses will do the trick just fine.... And shoes aren't really comfortable unless the heels are at least 6 inches high. And it's neither necessary nor pleasurable to undress completely during sex. And no guy ever feels embarrassed after seeing his pal naked and screwing his wife with him. And slapping the clit is way more stimulating than stroking it. And guys' cocks touching in a chick's mouth, pussy, or ass isn't weird, gay, or uncomfortable. And anything will sound clever, seductive, and sexy when said with a raised eyebrow, in a low voice full of innuendo. And two people who share no language in common can nonetheless have terrific sex together; when a French guy and a Czech girl fuck, the language of eros is automatically English; the words they share actually need no translation. And all East European women are 20 years old, 5' 10", 110 lbs, bisexual, and horny. And dubbed sex scenes don't sound corny at all. And nothing cures seasickness better than a threesome. And nothing stimulates sex better than sand on a girl's butt. And no part of a woman's body commands more intensive grooming than the pubic hair. And it's not REALLY a blowjob unless the chick gags on it and spits rivulets of slobber on her breasts. And size actually doesn't matter at all, even though she swears throughout that it does. And short men can get laid, too! This is a terrific thread; I'm learning a lot from it!!! zarafan Last edited by zarafan; August 4th, 2009 at 08:19 PM.. |
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August 4th, 2009, 08:17 PM | #16 |
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during sex if you stick a finger up her ass you will never get your face slapped
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August 5th, 2009, 03:32 PM | #17 |
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I still cannot believe there is anything too learn from porn. You sit there, you watch it, but don't study it, There is no exam at the end
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August 10th, 2009, 12:19 AM | #18 |
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I learned the knees back by her ears with my arms supporting her legs position.
If you are loose through the hips, like me, you can really rack up the 'pleasure points'. Said points are later redeemable for various items like neck massages, unrequested beers, sleeping late and kahlua chocolate fudge ice cream. |
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August 10th, 2009, 11:27 PM | #19 |
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Oh, and one more thing: I watch too much porn!!
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