How And When Did You Pop Your Cherry

Estreeter · March 28th, 2011, 12:08 PM

How And When Did You Pop Your Cherry ?

Yep, something that only happens once, and you'll remember it forever

, unless you were so drunk

Were you
Nervous ?
Scared ?
Confident ?
Did you lie when you underperformed too the girl ?

Me, I am the oldest of 6 close mates, being the heroes we thought we were in our youths we made a pact that all of us will lose it by our next birthdays, and it would be monitored real close just to make sure there was no bullshitting going on. My 17th birthday came round and I was still as pure as distilled water

so it was that night I had to lose it, I struck out real bad, didn't even come close. So the following weekend we all chipped in I think it was $15 dollars and was forced to go too a hooker

I didn't care, was more excited than anything, so we boarded a train and headed for the big smoke for the evening. We went, found a brothel, I picked my girl, but it cost more than we all chipped in, we had to throw in another $5 each, one mate, Keith, still owes me as he said he had no cash left

. Anyway, we went upstairs and I was confident as hell till the boxers came off, the girl knew it, "Still a boy are we darling ?" she asked. I went red

Being the professional she was she said "Don't worry, it'll all be over before you know it darls". Well that gave me a confidence boost

We had the room for 1/2 an hour but it was all over in 10 minutes, from pants down to pants back on

So if I ever see her again I figure she owes me 20 minutes, and Keith still owes me $5 from 27 years ago. Anyway, I wont forget her, so thanks Charlene

, if that was your real name

Over to you fellow fans of erotica, porn, smut, call it what ya want.

**billybunter** · March 28th, 2011, 12:15 PM

I did it in the back of a van. And I bet I was shit

I was nervous and didn't really know the hell I was doing. Of course I bragged I was a stud

Even though I never lasted very long. But It was an experience.

MaxJoker · March 28th, 2011, 12:59 PM

So you wanna know what must be every mans most private moment concerning his privates eh

Certainly

I was sixteen and she was

At the time i delivered pizza`s to help supplement my comic book addiction ,and one sultry night in Swindon the luscious lady herself answered the door for my pipping hot package . But they`d been a mistake and instead of the mighty meaty that she was a craving i`d brought a vegetarian special

Straight after that evening together , or at least once she was able to get around again without the aid of a wheelchair , she left the porn business

Claimed i`d spoiled her for any other partner

Well almost any other .

**billybunter** · March 28th, 2011, 01:15 PM

Maybe I'm running myself down. I was the king of shags that night

**ubu_roi** · March 28th, 2011, 02:41 PM

I was 15, and had just joined a pretty popular local band. It was in the back of a 16-year-old classmate's car...I was a little buzzed, shall we say, so it was a bit surreal. Looking back, I wasn't more than mildly nervous, and I think I was generally not too bad for a first-timer. I did perform oral on her (I'd been reading a lot of smut, you know, which gave me ideas), which she liked immensely. I was pretty proud of myself afterwards.

Thank Heaven for Rock and Roll!

**billybunter** · March 28th, 2011, 07:10 PM

To be honest I was shit scared. I didn't know where to put it even though I was a mag fan. But she helped

**ubu_roi** · March 28th, 2011, 07:14 PM

I'm sure I would have been a lot more nervous it I hadn't had a little beer, a little weed, and a few downers in my system. Those were the days.

**billybunter** · March 28th, 2011, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ubu_roi

I'm sure I would have been a lot more nervous it I hadn't had a little beer, a little weed, and a few downers in my system. Those were the days.

I do admit to being pissed. I needed something

Though it was 2am. And she was not wearing a bra. As Alan Partridge said "back off the net" Even though I was wondering what my dick was really for. It was a long walk home.

**Sharkhunter** · March 28th, 2011, 07:21 PM

I think everyone is slightly nervous the first time, but it helped that I had a few years on me. I was 22 and had a pretty decent idea where everything was and where to put it, and from what I can recall it all worked out pretty well. I even managed to get her bra off in a couple of swift movements, and that was something I certainly hadn't had the chance to practise beforehand.

She remained with me for a decent spell afterwards, so it was clear that I was doing something right.

Oh, we shagged in her bed after a very nice evening out. She was a year younger than me and had her own place - i.e. she had managed to get her flatmates to fuck off for the evening.

**billybunter** · March 28th, 2011, 07:27 PM

Now that is bragging Sharky

March 28th, 2011, 12:08 PM	#1
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,039 Times in 60,347 Posts	How And When Did You Pop Your Cherry How And When Did You Pop Your Cherry ? Yep, something that only happens once, and you'll remember it forever , unless you were so drunk Were you Nervous ? Scared ? Confident ? Did you lie when you underperformed too the girl ? Me, I am the oldest of 6 close mates, being the heroes we thought we were in our youths we made a pact that all of us will lose it by our next birthdays, and it would be monitored real close just to make sure there was no bullshitting going on. My 17th birthday came round and I was still as pure as distilled water so it was that night I had to lose it, I struck out real bad, didn't even come close. So the following weekend we all chipped in I think it was $15 dollars and was forced to go too a hooker I didn't care, was more excited than anything, so we boarded a train and headed for the big smoke for the evening. We went, found a brothel, I picked my girl, but it cost more than we all chipped in, we had to throw in another $5 each, one mate, Keith, still owes me as he said he had no cash left . Anyway, we went upstairs and I was confident as hell till the boxers came off, the girl knew it, "Still a boy are we darling ?" she asked. I went red Being the professional she was she said "Don't worry, it'll all be over before you know it darls". Well that gave me a confidence boost We had the room for 1/2 an hour but it was all over in 10 minutes, from pants down to pants back on So if I ever see her again I figure she owes me 20 minutes, and Keith still owes me $5 from 27 years ago. Anyway, I wont forget her, so thanks Charlene , if that was your real name Over to you fellow fans of erotica, porn, smut, call it what ya want. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,374 Times in 14,171 Posts	I did it in the back of a van. And I bet I was shit I was nervous and didn't really know the hell I was doing. Of course I bragged I was a stud Even though I never lasted very long. But It was an experience. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,650 Times in 69,067 Posts	So you wanna know what must be every mans most private moment concerning his privates eh Certainly I was sixteen and she was At the time i delivered pizza`s to help supplement my comic book addiction ,and one sultry night in Swindon the luscious lady herself answered the door for my pipping hot package . But they`d been a mistake and instead of the mighty meaty that she was a craving i`d brought a vegetarian special Straight after that evening together , or at least once she was able to get around again without the aid of a wheelchair , she left the porn business Claimed i`d spoiled her for any other partner Well almost any other . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,374 Times in 14,171 Posts	Maybe I'm running myself down. I was the king of shags that night __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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ubu_roi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Northeastern USA Posts: 3,962 Thanks: 83,135 Thanked 43,794 Times in 3,958 Posts	I was 15, and had just joined a pretty popular local band. It was in the back of a 16-year-old classmate's car...I was a little buzzed, shall we say, so it was a bit surreal. Looking back, I wasn't more than mildly nervous, and I think I was generally not too bad for a first-timer. I did perform oral on her (I'd been reading a lot of smut, you know, which gave me ideas), which she liked immensely. I was pretty proud of myself afterwards. Thank Heaven for Rock and Roll! __________________ Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

March 28th, 2011, 07:10 PM	#6
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,374 Times in 14,171 Posts	To be honest I was shit scared. I didn't know where to put it even though I was a mag fan. But she helped __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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ubu_roi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Northeastern USA Posts: 3,962 Thanks: 83,135 Thanked 43,794 Times in 3,958 Posts	I'm sure I would have been a lot more nervous it I hadn't had a little beer, a little weed, and a few downers in my system. Those were the days. __________________ Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

March 28th, 2011, 07:21 PM	#9
Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,037 Thanks: 5,197 Thanked 34,660 Times in 2,021 Posts	I think everyone is slightly nervous the first time, but it helped that I had a few years on me. I was 22 and had a pretty decent idea where everything was and where to put it, and from what I can recall it all worked out pretty well. I even managed to get her bra off in a couple of swift movements, and that was something I certainly hadn't had the chance to practise beforehand. She remained with me for a decent spell afterwards, so it was clear that I was doing something right. Oh, we shagged in her bed after a very nice evening out. She was a year younger than me and had her own place - i.e. she had managed to get her flatmates to fuck off for the evening. __________________ "Birth Control Tip #2431: Shoot your load in a girl's mouth or on her face instead of inside her sweet bits. Result: no expensive burden, stretch marks or saggy tits". To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 28th, 2011, 07:27 PM	#10
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,374 Times in 14,171 Posts	Now that is bragging Sharky __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.