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MaxJoker · July 7th, 2017, 02:24 PM

Attended a positive thinking workshop last night ,

Class was half empty.

**effCup** · July 7th, 2017, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Class was half empty

If you keep attending will it eventually become half full?

**gedly** · July 7th, 2017, 07:23 PM

Three lads called Wanker, Shit and Manners are larking around when suddenly Shit gets ran over by a car. When Mannners tries to help him up a copper turns up and starts talking to Wanker. The copper asks, "So what's your name son?" "Wanker", he replies. "I asked you want your name is". "Wanker", he says again. "Just tell me, what is your name?" "Wanker", he says again. So the copper says, "Now, where are your manners?". "Well he's over there, picking up shit".

**ball7** · July 7th, 2017, 10:37 PM

Gf: is it in?

Me: I think its in

Gf: nothing's happening

Me: give it a sec

Gf: take it out & put it back in

Me: ugh fine *reinserts DVD*

**ball7** · July 7th, 2017, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaron

Oscar Wilde declared he was giving up pederasty. His friends threw him a testimonial dinner, yet, when it came time for the speeches, Wilde was nowhere to be found. A search discovered him in a lavatory struggling to get the trousers off a boy.

"Oscar!" a chum chided. "I thought you were turning over a new leaf!"

"Oh, I shall, I shall!" Wilde panted. "Just as soon as I get to the bottom of this page!."

Oscar Wilde's battlecry was:
""Bottoms up!!"

Aaron · July 7th, 2017, 11:45 PM

Irving, oft-forgotten knight of Arthur's Round Table, wore seder plate mail armor.

The family motto was "Oy Gevalt!"

Never featured in Spam-A-Lot because, y'know, spiced ham.

**ball7** · July 8th, 2017, 07:15 PM

Recently Shit hit the fan.

Shit was my dog.

**effCup** · July 9th, 2017, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Shit was my dog.

For whom was the fan cheering?

**anothercustom** · July 10th, 2017, 10:33 PM

GF: 'Love you babe xxx'
Me: 'Love you too'
GF: 'Would mean a lot if you started putting x's at the end of your texts xxx'
Me 'OK Amy, Isabella, Naomi'

**rondori** · July 11th, 2017, 04:39 PM

Girls change in college.

credit for original posting kliks23; post#409 Ladies Taking Massive Cocks

my caption added with gimp

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July 7th, 2017, 07:23 PM	#12493
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,236 Thanks: 19,903 Thanked 69,345 Times in 3,173 Posts	Three lads called Wanker, Shit and Manners are larking around when suddenly Shit gets ran over by a car. When Mannners tries to help him up a copper turns up and starts talking to Wanker. The copper asks, "So what's your name son?" "Wanker", he replies. "I asked you want your name is". "Wanker", he says again. "Just tell me, what is your name?" "Wanker", he says again. So the copper says, "Now, where are your manners?". "Well he's over there, picking up shit".

July 7th, 2017, 10:37 PM	#12494
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,189 Times in 15,752 Posts	Gf: is it in? Me: I think its in Gf: nothing's happening Me: give it a sec Gf: take it out & put it back in Me: ugh fine reinserts DVD

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Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	Irving, oft-forgotten knight of Arthur's Round Table, wore seder plate mail armor. The family motto was "Oy Gevalt!" Never featured in Spam-A-Lot because, y'know, spiced ham.

July 8th, 2017, 07:15 PM	#12497
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,189 Times in 15,752 Posts	Recently Shit hit the fan. Shit was my dog.

July 10th, 2017, 10:33 PM	#12499
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,972 Thanks: 25,910 Thanked 123,950 Times in 5,183 Posts	GF: 'Love you babe xxx' Me: 'Love you too' GF: 'Would mean a lot if you started putting x's at the end of your texts xxx' Me 'OK Amy, Isabella, Naomi'