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July 5th, 2017, 11:54 AM | #12481 |
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July 5th, 2017, 01:29 PM | #12482 |
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July 6th, 2017, 02:58 AM | #12484 |
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I was in a restaurant when someone threw a Prawn Cocktail straight at my head, I turned around and this fella shouted,,,"And thats just for Starters,,
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July 6th, 2017, 04:54 PM | #12486 |
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July 6th, 2017, 08:24 PM | #12487 |
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July 6th, 2017, 08:57 PM | #12488 |
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July 6th, 2017, 09:28 PM | #12489 |
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"That's okay, but you'll have to come in with your wife, because that concerns her too." "But they're my balls!", I shrieked. "You'd be surprised how many men come in here who think that..." Ed Byrne, just now in Mock the Week
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July 6th, 2017, 11:38 PM | #12490 |
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Oscar Wilde declared he was giving up pederasty. His friends threw him a testimonial dinner, yet, when it came time for the speeches, Wilde was nowhere to be found. A search discovered him in a lavatory struggling to get the trousers off a boy.
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