Never have I ever - Page 76

**ruffroundedges** · April 24th, 2017, 01:56 AM

Never have I ever:

- Played a fiddle.

- Boxed with a Roo.

- Spit on a sidewalk.

**trailmaster** · April 24th, 2017, 09:55 PM

Never have I ever dived off the high board in a swim gym

Never have I ever driven a car backwards on a city street

Never have I ever tripped a waiter intentionally in a restaurant

Never have I ever used oil of ipecac

**ruffroundedges** · April 24th, 2017, 10:09 PM

Never have I ever:

- Considered tripping a waiter in a restaurant.

- "dove" from the high board at a swim gym.

- Told a dirty joke to a pastor.

**bloke57** · April 24th, 2017, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

- Told a dirty joke to a pastor.

N.H.I.E accidentally eaten a pastor in an Italian restaurant.

**Sir Honkers** · April 25th, 2017, 07:59 AM

Never have I understood why my wife is happy to cook on the Weber Kettle, but when it comes to cleaning it afterwards...well that's secret men's business she knows not wot of.

**rosestone** · April 25th, 2017, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Never have I understood why my wife is happy to cook on the Weber Kettle, but when it comes to cleaning it afterwards...well that's secret men's business she knows not wot of.

Ditto my wife and plates. She'll use 15 of them a day, for things as pointless as putting vitamins on so she'll "remember to take them later". But dish soap? Hot water? What is this 'hot water', of which you speak?

**trailmaster** · April 25th, 2017, 12:26 PM

Never have I ever been chased by the bulls in Pamplona, Spain

Never have I ever taken a ride in a gondola

Never have I ever thrown stones at a windmill

Never have I ever been to Bora-Bora

MaxJoker · April 26th, 2017, 08:14 AM

Heard of a Weber Kettle ,

Been stung by a nettle ,

Liked forced grown flowers without a fragrance in their petal

**trailmaster** · April 26th, 2017, 11:07 AM

Never have I ever gone spelunking in a cave(the boogey man might be in there)

Never have I ever battled with a great white shark

Never have I ever put my willy in a place it didn't belong

Never have I ever really known if Greenmanreally exists

MaxJoker · April 26th, 2017, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Heard of a Weber Kettle ,

Been stung by a nettle ,

Liked forced grown flowers without a fragrance in their petal

Quoted myself ,

Killed an Elf ,

Reached up to finger the nudie books on a top shelf ,

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April 24th, 2017, 09:55 PM	#752
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,185 Times in 60,069 Posts	Never have I ever dived off the high board in a swim gym Never have I ever driven a car backwards on a city street Never have I ever tripped a waiter intentionally in a restaurant Never have I ever used oil of ipecac

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Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,146 Times in 30,297 Posts	Never have I understood why my wife is happy to cook on the Weber Kettle, but when it comes to cleaning it afterwards...well that's secret men's business she knows not wot of.

April 25th, 2017, 12:26 PM	#757
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,185 Times in 60,069 Posts	Never have I ever been chased by the bulls in Pamplona, Spain Never have I ever taken a ride in a gondola Never have I ever thrown stones at a windmill Never have I ever been to Bora-Bora

April 26th, 2017, 11:07 AM	#759
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,185 Times in 60,069 Posts	Never have I ever gone spelunking in a cave(the boogey man might be in there) Never have I ever battled with a great white shark Never have I ever put my willy in a place it didn't belong Never have I ever really known if Greenmanreally exists