Never have I ever - Page 75

**trailmaster** · April 20th, 2017, 12:14 PM

Never have I ever fished off a pier

Never have I ever gone spelunking

Never have I ever made a trip down the Amazon River

Never have I ever gone snorkeling near a coral reef

MaxJoker · April 20th, 2017, 05:06 PM

Danced the jitter ,

Liked Gary Glitter ,

Downed a free pint and ever felt bitter ,

**trailmaster** · April 20th, 2017, 09:50 PM

Never have I ever drunk more than one pitcher of beer

Never have I ever had hot sauce on any type of meat sandwich

Never have I ever had Canadian bacon on a pizza

Never have I ever been able to eat an entire hot pepper without getting sick

**Sir Honkers** · April 20th, 2017, 11:21 PM

Never have I ever understood why women need more than:
three pairs of shoes (including gardening boots)
two shirts
a pair of jeans and two pairs of tracky dacks
two skirts, one mini one knee length
six pairs of daisy dukes in assorted lurid colours

**teaktop** · April 21st, 2017, 09:51 PM

never have I had or able to spell falaffell

**trailmaster** · April 21st, 2017, 09:55 PM

Never have I ever earned anything less than 50 cents an hour on a job (1964)

Never have I ever earned anymore than $26.50 an hour on a job (2008)

Never have I ever been audited by the IRS

Never have I ever paid more than 18,000 dollars for a new car (2002)

**Sir Honkers** · April 22nd, 2017, 10:47 PM

Never have I ever realised that those fine little hairs on cacti could sting so much. That'll learn me to laugh at the cat.

**ruffroundedges** · April 23rd, 2017, 12:27 AM

Never have I ever:

- Eaten fried quokka

- Fried a quokka

- understood why spellcheck wont recognize the word "quokka"

**trailmaster** · April 23rd, 2017, 01:19 PM

Never have I ever got my foot stuck in an escalator going up or down

Never have I ever intentionally hurt any insect I've seen outside of my home

Never have I ever accidently spilled gasoline when filling my car tank

Never have I ever not failed to take my car in for preventive maintenance

**trailmaster** · April 23rd, 2017, 10:22 PM

Never have I ever owned a car colored red

Never have I ever owned a car colored black

Never have I ever owned a car colored white

Never have I ever owned a car colored brown

Never have I ever owned a car colored silver

April 20th, 2017, 05:06 PM	#742
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April 21st, 2017, 09:51 PM	#745
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April 23rd, 2017, 12:27 AM	#748
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Never have I ever: - Eaten fried quokka - Fried a quokka - understood why spellcheck wont recognize the word "quokka" __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 20th, 2017, 12:14 PM	#741
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	Never have I ever fished off a pier Never have I ever gone spelunking Never have I ever made a trip down the Amazon River Never have I ever gone snorkeling near a coral reef

April 20th, 2017, 09:50 PM	#743
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	Never have I ever drunk more than one pitcher of beer Never have I ever had hot sauce on any type of meat sandwich Never have I ever had Canadian bacon on a pizza Never have I ever been able to eat an entire hot pepper without getting sick

April 20th, 2017, 11:21 PM	#744
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,223 Times in 30,305 Posts	Never have I ever understood why women need more than: three pairs of shoes (including gardening boots) two shirts a pair of jeans and two pairs of tracky dacks two skirts, one mini one knee length six pairs of daisy dukes in assorted lurid colours

April 21st, 2017, 09:55 PM	#746
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	Never have I ever earned anything less than 50 cents an hour on a job (1964) Never have I ever earned anymore than $26.50 an hour on a job (2008) Never have I ever been audited by the IRS Never have I ever paid more than 18,000 dollars for a new car (2002)

April 22nd, 2017, 10:47 PM	#747
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,223 Times in 30,305 Posts	Never have I ever realised that those fine little hairs on cacti could sting so much. That'll learn me to laugh at the cat.

April 23rd, 2017, 01:19 PM	#749
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	Never have I ever got my foot stuck in an escalator going up or down Never have I ever intentionally hurt any insect I've seen outside of my home Never have I ever accidently spilled gasoline when filling my car tank Never have I ever not failed to take my car in for preventive maintenance

April 23rd, 2017, 10:22 PM	#750
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	Never have I ever owned a car colored red Never have I ever owned a car colored black Never have I ever owned a car colored white Never have I ever owned a car colored brown Never have I ever owned a car colored silver