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January 15th, 2018, 09:48 PM | #131 |
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Q. How is Donald Trump like baseball?
A. He was born on third base, and thought he hit a triple... ----- Q. How is Donald Trump like Warrant? A. Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinkin' Rich. |
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January 22nd, 2018, 01:01 AM | #132 |
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January 22nd, 2018, 03:08 AM | #133 |
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Q. What did Donald Trump do wrong with Stormy Daniels?
A. He paid her $10K for a hookup and $100K+ to keep quiet about it. He should have paid $10K for lingerie and $100K+ for harem signing bonus... |
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January 23rd, 2018, 03:33 AM | #134 |
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Q. Why does Donald Trump sleep with pornstars even though he's already married?
A. It's like that Donald Trump hat: "Make America Straight Again!" |
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January 27th, 2018, 01:47 PM | #135 |
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January 27th, 2018, 05:12 PM | #136 |
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January 27th, 2018, 06:22 PM | #137 |
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Q. How do you know Donald Trump will bring back the '80s?
A. He has a short mullet in the back, and there will be Trumped-Up Trickle Down... |
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January 29th, 2018, 03:09 PM | #138 |
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Q. What does Donald Trump like about cherry pie?
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January 29th, 2018, 10:09 PM | #139 |
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Q. What is the difference between Donald Trump and Hugh Hefner?
A. Donald Trump made more money, but Hugh Hefner got more pussy. |
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January 29th, 2018, 10:10 PM | #140 |
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And now that I mention him:
Q. What's the difference between Chicago and Hugh Hefner, who lived there in a mansion? A. Chicago is New York Done Right. Hugh Hefner was Polygamy Done Right. |
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