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Old May 31st, 2017, 04:42 PM   #4241
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Old May 31st, 2017, 04:53 PM   #4242
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Surely it should be "Dumparama No. 2"
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Old May 31st, 2017, 08:57 PM   #4243
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And you call yourself a waste management consultant?????
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Old May 31st, 2017, 09:43 PM   #4244
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I'll see what I can do. Not too good with excercise. As far as the hooker, there are some.
Don't think I didn't notice it. One of you sneaky mods deleted the last part of this post. You guys are always doing this to me. It's not fair. The mods can break any rule(such as swearing and their posts are not removed, but a lowly member like me(even a Veteran) says something that makes them afraid and Pooof, it is deleted.
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Old May 31st, 2017, 10:01 PM   #4245
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Don't think I didn't notice it. One of you sneaky mods deleted the last part of this post. You guys are always doing this to me. It's not fair. The mods can break any rule(such as swearing and their posts are not removed, but a lowly member like me(even a Veteran) says something that makes them afraid and Pooof, it is deleted.
Pictures or it didnt happen.
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Old June 5th, 2017, 01:24 PM   #4247
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One of you sneaky mods deleted the last part of this post.

Me, Me, Me I did it

Anyway I felt the urge to reply to your post Mate ... and a curve ball ( in swinger or out swinger in cricket terms ) an off topic even for off topic thing

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Should she do anal
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Should she do anal
No. Fatties should not do anal, because if they do there might be an accident and she might fall over and then your willy will be crushed flat. You will have to get a penis -transplant

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ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING???
Will he be the donor
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