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**sandhunter** · August 7th, 2017, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I killed this huge male elephant and I was informed I would get an award. When I asked what that would be, I was told I had to eat it. No f.....kin
way.

So where to start

. When they cut the balls off of a Bull

they deep fry them and call them Rocky Mountain Oysters

Will you start there and have some Elephant Oysters ?

We have a Winner and its not you

**SanteeFats** · August 7th, 2017, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sandhunter

He is on my friend list , so he is my friend and Winner

Yeah he is one of mine too. As happens with some of attempts at humor this one was a poor one.

**bowlinggreen** · August 8th, 2017, 12:45 AM

Trailmaster, I finally found your real trophy:

**trailmaster** · August 8th, 2017, 12:42 PM

I won the horse jumping championship, but my horse is too old to compete anymore, so tomorrow he will be taken to the meat market and ground up into cat food!

**ball7** · August 8th, 2017, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I won the horse jumping championship, but my horse is too old to compete anymore, so tomorrow he will be taken to the meat market and ground up into cat food!

You are mistaken. It's not the Horse that is going to the butchers - It's you.

**SanteeFats** · August 8th, 2017, 02:58 PM

**sandhunter** · August 8th, 2017, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SanteeFats

So what you are telling us , Since you are a Horse's Ass you are the Winner

Close but you are correct about you being a Horse's Ass

Sandhunter Always Wins

MaxJoker · August 8th, 2017, 05:03 PM

**SanteeFats** · August 8th, 2017, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandhunter

So what you are telling us , Since you are a Horse's Ass you are the Winner

Close but you are correct about you being a Horse's Ass

Sandhunter Always Wins

Where did I say the pic was me

Sides you Zoners seem to think you you are still in the Old West so it just might be YOU buddy.

**trailmaster** · August 8th, 2017, 10:03 PM

Though Tyrannosaurus Rex was not the the largest of the carnivorous dinosaurs that lived 80-130 million years ago between the Cretaceous and Jurassic periods it still is the most loved dinosaur carnivor by most children and adults. It's great jaw filled with 6 inch razor sharp teeth could tear out a 230 kg(505 pound) chunk of flesh and bone from another dinosaur and swallow it whole, Thus T.Rex is the ultimate winner.

August 8th, 2017, 12:45 AM	#1953
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Trailmaster, I finally found your real trophy: __________________ So much porn, so little time...

August 8th, 2017, 12:42 PM	#1954
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,878 Thanks: 1,328,847 Thanked 707,052 Times in 60,052 Posts	I won the horse jumping championship, but my horse is too old to compete anymore, so tomorrow he will be taken to the meat market and ground up into cat food! Last edited by trailmaster; May 4th, 2018 at 08:06 PM..

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	Well excuse me for winning . Nineteen inches before the thread finish line. Hardly to blame for catching sight of my own refection and becoming semi aroused , am I __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 8th, 2017, 10:03 PM	#1960
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,878 Thanks: 1,328,847 Thanked 707,052 Times in 60,052 Posts	Though Tyrannosaurus Rex was not the the largest of the carnivorous dinosaurs that lived 80-130 million years ago between the Cretaceous and Jurassic periods it still is the most loved dinosaur carnivor by most children and adults. It's great jaw filled with 6 inch razor sharp teeth could tear out a 230 kg(505 pound) chunk of flesh and bone from another dinosaur and swallow it whole, Thus T.Rex is the ultimate winner. Last edited by trailmaster; May 4th, 2018 at 08:07 PM..

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