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NI! Wish granted.
You are in seventh heaven and, in your ecstasy over the fragrant scented bushes, you call out the names of all the plants contained therein. "Daphne! Camellia! Mahonia! Aucuba!" Your dear one hears you crying out the names with such passion and thinks you are having multiple affairs...and when you shout out the word "Box" it becomes too much. She fetches her gun in a moment of extreme jealousy and Ruff is no more. We mourn. I wish I could have just one night of passion with my lady boss. |
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teaktop. If you are going to play this game you have to abide by it's rules. You did not corrupt the previous member's wish. Therefore your wish is nullified. I will now corrupt bloke57's wish.
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May 12th, 2017, 12:05 PM | #3434 |
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As ruff might say. We mourn...well not really. I wish the gorgeous twentysomething waitress who works in the cafe in our apartment building would surrender to her obvious desire to ravish me. |
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You mourn. I wish my wife would let me have a girlfriend.
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One night your having this strange dream and you talk in your sleep. All of a sudden your wife wakes you up. She says to you " I heard you talk in your sleep about me giving you a girlfriend!". "What kind of crap is this?". "I go to to all this trouble to keep a good home. Cook our meals, do the laundry, take care of the children, and this is the thanks I get?!" "No, I will not get you a girlfriend, and if I hear you mention this nonsense in your sleep again, you can sleep on the couch forever and there will be no sex or blowjobs or anal sex or all that kinky stuff you like!" "And if I hear that you are talking in your sleep on the couch and I hear again that you want a girlfriend, I will take you by the scruff of your neck and throw you out of the house, making sure that you land right in front of the garbage truck so you will be crushed flat!" " I can get any man I want to replace you, you ingrate!"
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I beg to differ unless bloke57 is into having his meat and two veg shredded by a cheese grater while reciting the names of shrubs......mmmmm now that you mention it!!!! your right trailmaster the little durty fecker he can stay outta my kitchen...
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^ Doing trailmaster's wish...
Wish granted. You have a lovely fridge full of exotic beer. But you have annoyed teaktop with your pedantry and he sneaks into your house, dumps out one of your bottles of beer and fills it with a nice brew of hot teaktop piss. Giggling, he recaps the bottle and leaves. It takes you 3 days to work your way to the piss bottle. Taking a deep draught, you realize too late what it is and simultaneously scream and vomit at the same time. Bad idea, since you end up aspirating vomit and choke to death on your kitchen floor. The police, not sure if any more bottles contain piss, dump all of that lovely exotic beer, hundreds of dollars worth, down the sink... I wish for my own Airwolf helicopter complete with missiles so I can terrorize traffic helicopters at will.
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I wish for my own Airwolf helicopter complete with missiles so I can terrorize traffic helicopters at will.
Granted Sadly unknown to bowlinggreen his hot new girlfriend went to work that day I wish never to have to pay for anything ever again
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