The corrupt a wish game

[bowlinggreen]

Your wish is granted, but the stock market then crashes, wiping out most of your investments. In despair, you get really drunk and crash your Ferrari into a tree. You become a quadriplegic, and a blood workup during your stay shows that you have contracted AIDS from one of the prostitutes you dallied with while living the playboy lifestyle.

You end up in a nursing home, watching your body grow gray-skinned, sore raddled and emaciated, but at least you still don't have to work.

I wish for 10 cases of Glenfiddich, complete pristine runs of Playboy, Club, and Oui, and Jana Horova sleeping in my guest bedroom.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

Your wish is granted, but the stock market then crashes, wiping out most of your investments. In despair, you get really drunk and crash your Ferrari into a tree. You become a quadriplegic, and a blood workup during your stay shows that you have contracted AIDS from one of the prostitutes you dallied with while living the playboy lifestyle.

You end up in a nursing home, watching your body grow gray-skinned, sore raddled and emaciated, but at least you still don't have to work.

I wish for 10 cases of Glenfiddich, complete pristine runs of Playboy, Club, and Oui, and Jana Horova sleeping in my guest bedroom.

Wish granted, however, you drink way too much of the scotch whiskey which you didn't know had gone bad. You become delirious, and you fly into a fit of rage and destroy the remaining bottles, tear up all the sex magazines, and beat Jana Horova to a pulp, then you jump out the bedroom window of your 20th floor penthouse apartment. You land on a new Lamborghini smashing it and you.

I wish that I could be a woodchuck ( ground hog ) which spends his life in a hollowed out tree with its mate. It only comes out of the tree a few times a week to feed, then goes back into the tree to play with its mate or sleep.
The perfect life

[bowlinggreen]

Your wish is granted, but your time machine malfunctions, and while returning to the future, it throws a massive date error and drops you 230 years in the future. Wandering around, you discover that the Age of Oil has passed, and that civilization has been reduced to what it was in the dark Ages. The land is ruled by an ultra-orthodox Christian theocracy, and eventually you are detained by a constable due to your strange appearance. Discovery of the porn magazines and sex toys in your tote bag leads to imprisonment, torture, and ultimately burning at the stake.


I wish for a beachfront house in California and a personal helicopter.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

Your wish is granted, but your time machine malfunctions, and while returning to the future, it throws a massive date error and drops you 230 years in the future. Wandering around, you discover that the Age of Oil has passed, and that civilization has been reduced to what it was in the dark Ages. The land is ruled by an ultra-orthodox Christian theocracy, and eventually you are detained by a constable due to your strange appearance. Discovery of the porn magazines and sex toys in your tote bag leads to imprisonment, torture, and ultimately burning at the stake.


I wish for a beachfront house in California and a personal helicopter.

Your wish is granted. Just after your house was finished you were off the coast in your yacht and you felt a rumble under the boat. Then you heard this tremendous cracking and crunching sound. The earth was opening up on your beach. The helicopter fell into an enormous sink hole. The resulting explosion sent a huge fireball to your house and it also exploded. The damage caused the main city gas lines, electrical lines, and buried telephone lines to be destroyed. You received a notice in the mail from the city charging you for all this damage. You thought to yourself " I'm not paying for this sh..t" and you got into your yacht and sailed away fast, too fast and you were chased down by Mexican Police boats. When they boarded your yacht they found your hidden stash of drugs. You were sent to a Mexican Labor camp to break rocks for the next 20 years

I wish that a large uninhabited area of Australia could be converted into a world pleasure center where men and women could come from all over the world to seek any kind of sexual pleasure they could think of. There would also be a giant club with a giant bar, a huge library of films and the greatest collection of books known in the world. It would all be free

[bowlinggreen]

Your wish is granted, but while you are there, the Chinese invade Australia, discover the pleasure compound, burn all of the porn and books, and turn it into a penal farm.

You spend the rest of your life toting heavy buckets of water from row to row of wilted vegetables, and share a cell with an Aborigine named Kwat who was imprisoned for raping a kangaroo.

I wish for a magical book that tells me everything that is going to happen for the next 200 years.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

Your wish is granted, but while you are there, the Chinese invade Australia, discover the pleasure compound, burn all of the porn and books, and turn it into a penal farm.

You spend the rest of your life toting heavy buckets of water from row to row of wilted vegetables, and share a cell with an Aborigine named Kwat who was imprisoned for raping a kangaroo.

I wish for a magical book that tells me everything that is going to happen for the next 200 years.

Wish granted, however, you only have it for one day, because the book reveals that the next day our Sun will go supernova, and wipes out the Solar System.

I wish that I could become one of H.P. Lovecraft's elder god's known as Yog-Sothoth. I would rule Earth and enslave all humans, and I would feed on them also. Hah, Hah,Hah,Hah,...

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish that I could become one of H.P. Lovecraft's elder god's known as Yog-Sothoth. I would rule Earth and enslave all humans, and I would feed on them also. Hah, Hah,Hah,Hah,...

Deaf genie heard that as "I wish I was dog breath" and so you are, you spend the rest of your life friendless, eating scraps from bins and being kicked by homeless Mexicans.

I wish I was David Cameron's li'l evil devil whispering in his ear "Dave kill all the Eurocrats" over and over until he does on live TV tonight.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Deaf genie heard that as "I wish I was dog breath" and so you are, you spend the rest of your life friendless, eating scraps from bins and being kicked by homeless Mexicans.

I wish I was David Cameron's li'l evil devil whispering in his ear "Dave kill all the Eurocrats" over and over until he does on live TV tonight.

Wish granted, however, Mr.Cameron was found to have stolen some priceless artifact from a famous Australia museum, so he is arrested by the London police and sent to Australia to spend 20 years in the famous "Goulburn Correctional Centre" a maximum prison notorious for the the most violent of prisoners that inhabit the place. Mr. Cameron becomes one prisoner's personal sex slave.

I wish that a small asteroid would hit our atmosphere, break up into smaller pieces and all of the pieces would smash into North Korean military bases, so that they would be completely destroyed eliminating North Korea as a military power. Then South Korea could attack the North and take it over and become one with it just as West Germany joined with East Germany.

[bowlinggreen]

Wish granted, but China launches a huge military invasion with the intent of retaking the whole Korean peninsula. Japan joins the fray, and soon a huge Pacific Rim war is underway.

Further pieces of incoming asteroid are mistaken for ICBMs and China launches its nukes at Japan and the US mainland. The U.S. launches a counterstrike, and the Russians mistakenly believe the missiles were fired at them, and launch a nuclear counterforce strike against the U. S. as well. Soon after that full scale nuclear war begins, and Armageddon arrives.

Your last day on earth is one of unspeakable suffering, as, covered with radiation sores and dying from fallout poisoning, you sit on the toilet spraying bloody diarrhea into the bowl and coughing out pieces of your lungs.

I wish for a new pickup and a bacon cheeseburger.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

Wish granted, but China launches a huge military invasion with the intent of retaking the whole Korean peninsula. Japan joins the fray, and soon a huge Pacific Rim war is underway.

Further pieces of incoming asteroid are mistaken for ICBMs and China launches its nukes at Japan and the US mainland. The U.S. launches a counterstrike, and the Russians mistakenly believe the missiles were fired at them, and launch a nuclear counterforce strike against the U. S. as well. Soon after that full scale nuclear war begins, and Armageddon arrives.

Your last day on earth is one of unspeakable suffering, as, covered with radiation sores and dying from fallout poisoning, you sit on the toilet spraying bloody diarrhea into the bowl and coughing out pieces of your lungs.

I wish for a new pickup and a bacon cheeseburger.

Wish granted, however, while eating your cheeseburger in your new pickup which was parked right at the edge of the street you are hit by a Hummer going 90 mph
which went out of control as the driver suffered a massive coronary. The impact threw you and your cheeseburger forward crushing the steering wheel, and then you were propelled through the window out into the street. Though your body was horribly crushed the cheeseburger stayed in your crushed mouth.

I wish that each time I got out of bed I was not so stiff in the morning. Oh to be young again!!