Cannibalism , Well, Would You ?

MaxJoker · March 13th, 2012, 03:24 PM

Ok picture it

The plane you`re on has crashed in the middle of nowhere

No not in Birmingham or Hull , i mean nowhere with any access to foodstuffs .

All you see when you stumbled shaky legged out of the wreckage is a desert , or a frosty landscape ( Which granted almost brings us back to Hull) .

You go check the supplies and discover only packets of peanuts and several hundred servings of typical airline food .

I know

Lets be honest , you`re screwed

Then you notice Mr Blatt ( A name chosen impurely at random) , the slightly overweight man who seem`s to be gravely injured.

Ok so it`s a paper cut , but needs must right

Could you cook (As hey we`re not savages) and eat one ( Then eventually all) of your fellow passengers

Look before you all droolingly rush to answer , remember these people are civilians ok.

They`re not forum members

Plus you`re hungry.

Or at least will be by the time you`ve clubbed (Simply to tenderise ) one of the passengers to death , made a marinade (Out of something ) and slowly cooked (Never forgetting to regularly bast) over a roaring Mmmmmm fire

Anyway in answer to my own question....

Well yes , yes i would.

Which is one of the reasons i never travel internationally without taking hand luggage that mainly consists of spices and several jars of apple sauce

So what about you

Would you be able to make the supreme sacrifice ( As in sacrificing someone else) to ensure you lived that bit longer ?

As i said before , remember you are a V.E.T member , one of the chosen

So would you , could you

spoonfedmonkey · March 13th, 2012, 03:30 PM

I wouldn't kill a person for food, but I'd eat an already dead person if I had convinced myself that I wouldn't otherwise survive.

I think.

But this is probably one of those "gotta be there" questions to really know what you would do.

**butterball** · March 13th, 2012, 03:33 PM

Why wait for a plane crash ?

MaxJoker · March 13th, 2012, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonfedmonkey

I wouldn't kill a person for food, but I'd eat an already dead person if I had convinced myself that I wouldn't otherwise survive.

I think.

But this is probably one of those "gotta be there" questions to really know what you would do.

I appreciate your wise words fellow member and possible fellow diner of long pig

But sometimes people don`t die as quickly as you or your stomach might wish.

Still i must admit i`m kinda hungry right now at the time of starting this tasteful thread , so if i`d waited until i`d eaten Jude , i mean food i may have been a little less likely to mention the " Murder" option

Just if nobody had died and you were beginning to feel a tad peck-ish , well

MaxJoker · March 13th, 2012, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butterball

Why wait for a plane crash ?

Now that`s what i`m typing about

spoonfedmonkey · March 13th, 2012, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

OUCH!

But if you wrapped each of those little bits in bacon, you'd probably have a tasty snack.

**grossnex** · March 13th, 2012, 03:47 PM

I could definitely kill somebody.

I definitely eat.

It stands to reason that I could eat somebody, especially in a plane crash scenario. Hey if I go first, cook me up & dig in. Why not? Even if you choose to eat my penis, it's cool with me. It spits, but it doesn't spit fire. Mostly because I haven't contracted herpes so far. Anyway, if contestants on Fear Factor can eat animal penises raw, then a cooked human penis might be tasty with a bit of mustard, relish or what have you.

MaxJoker · March 13th, 2012, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grossnex

It stands to reason that I could eat somebody, especially in a plane crash scenario. Hey if I go first, cook me up & dig in. Why not? Even if you choose to eat my penis, it's cool with me. It spits, but it doesn't spit fire. Mostly because I haven't contracted herpes so far. Anyway, if contestants on Fear Factor can eat animal penises raw, then a cooked human penis might be tasty with a bit of mustard, relish or what have you.

Well even i must admit i`d pass on the genitals.

But then ma did always call me a picky eater

**grossnex** · March 13th, 2012, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Well even i must admit i`d pass on the genitals.

But then ma did always call me a picky eater

Yeah, i think I'd first take a chunk out of the butt region myself. Nothing but muscle there & I always enjoyed a good rump roast.

My mom always said the same thing about me being a picky eater too Brother Max, but I never knew if she meant I was too particular with my food, or whether I got caught with my finger up my nose too often.

**Jason-X** · March 13th, 2012, 04:03 PM

Oh Dear God, NO! I don't even want to think about it!

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March 13th, 2012, 03:24 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Cannibalism , Well, Would You ? Ok picture it The plane you`re on has crashed in the middle of nowhere No not in Birmingham or Hull , i mean nowhere with any access to foodstuffs . All you see when you stumbled shaky legged out of the wreckage is a desert , or a frosty landscape ( Which granted almost brings us back to Hull) . You go check the supplies and discover only packets of peanuts and several hundred servings of typical airline food . I know Lets be honest , you`re screwed Then you notice Mr Blatt ( A name chosen impurely at random) , the slightly overweight man who seem`s to be gravely injured. Ok so it`s a paper cut , but needs must right Could you cook (As hey we`re not savages) and eat one ( Then eventually all) of your fellow passengers Look before you all droolingly rush to answer , remember these people are civilians ok. They`re not forum members Plus you`re hungry. Or at least will be by the time you`ve clubbed (Simply to tenderise ) one of the passengers to death , made a marinade (Out of something ) and slowly cooked (Never forgetting to regularly bast) over a roaring Mmmmmm fire Anyway in answer to my own question.... Well yes , yes i would. Which is one of the reasons i never travel internationally without taking hand luggage that mainly consists of spices and several jars of apple sauce So what about you Would you be able to make the supreme sacrifice ( As in sacrificing someone else) to ensure you lived that bit longer ? As i said before , remember you are a V.E.T member , one of the chosen So would you , could you __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 13th, 2012, 03:30 PM	#2
spoonfedmonkey Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 186 Thanks: 2,292 Thanked 1,948 Times in 178 Posts	I wouldn't kill a person for food, but I'd eat an already dead person if I had convinced myself that I wouldn't otherwise survive. I think. But this is probably one of those "gotta be there" questions to really know what you would do.

March 13th, 2012, 03:33 PM	#3
butterball Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 857 Thanks: 5,972 Thanked 8,321 Times in 857 Posts	Why wait for a plane crash ?

March 13th, 2012, 03:47 PM	#7
grossnex Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Between the swamps of Jersey & NYC Posts: 2,571 Thanks: 34,428 Thanked 91,875 Times in 2,857 Posts	I could definitely kill somebody. I definitely eat. It stands to reason that I could eat somebody, especially in a plane crash scenario. Hey if I go first, cook me up & dig in. Why not? Even if you choose to eat my penis, it's cool with me. It spits, but it doesn't spit fire. Mostly because I haven't contracted herpes so far. Anyway, if contestants on Fear Factor can eat animal penises raw, then a cooked human penis might be tasty with a bit of mustard, relish or what have you.