What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 129

MaxJoker · April 19th, 2018, 11:45 AM

That there are sweet natured females out in the unreal real world

Eactly

Who knew

No , and please stop all the pm`s Fellow Forum Fella`s

I haven't met someone who`s agreed to do

**Oh hi Mark!** · April 19th, 2018, 08:52 PM

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park, were brought in to pen the prequel to Dumb and Dumber, but they gave that up due to being so busy with South Park and the South Park movie. It shows how much time that prequel was in development Hell.

http://splitsider.com/2012/03/the-lo...nd-matt-stone/

MaxJoker · April 20th, 2018, 09:31 AM

That some people won't stop asking the question as to why Prometheus was so silly and Alien: Covenant mostly stupid. Given Ridley Scott made the near perfect (Until he released an extended version with deleted scenes

) Alien.
Well the reason they were naff and he`s never (In my opinion) equaled let alone bettered Alien. Is because Dan O`Bannon wrote the screenplay and played an intrinsic part in what we ultimately saw on screen. Along with Derek Vanlint and to a certain extent H.R. Giger.
Without those three chances are we`d have got an Alien film more along the lines of the last two prequel/sequels. Lovely visually. But story wise bloody daft and logic wise , nonexistent.

**bloke57** · April 20th, 2018, 01:35 PM

Having had a dental implant done on Wednesday, I have since found out that several other people I know have had one.

The thing is, that includes two ex-girlfriends who are still very close friends. Both are quite sporty (horses and car racing) and have had various crashes and falls - but I never knew that

**scoundrel** · April 22nd, 2018, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

That these kidneys and liver of mine (Hey I've got them on hire purchase ok !) can't be as addled as I`d believed. Although granted haven't eaten anything (Sorry for swearing

) yet today. But even so the Stella Artois I bought on my grumpy stomp from the train station a couple hours ago are already affecting (Or is is effecting

) me greatly.
Mind you am on my sixth full pint can

Aren't you worried that you might be helping to rehabilitate the reputation of Stella Artois, the original wife beater beer? Being associated with MaxJoker lends an undeserved cachet to a beer which ought to be sponsors of The Jeremy Kyle Show?

And yes, I am a snob.

MaxJoker · April 23rd, 2018, 01:35 PM

That the authoress of my favourite books turns out to never have written a single word

Exactly

She just bluffed and faked being able to write

Sort of how she behaved in that much revered Pap Grope where pretended could sing.

Geez Kezza.
So you`re illiterate as well as being chronically incontinent

Thank goodness she`s got those looks and personality to fall back on

Telling you Fellow Forum Fella`s I've not felt this disappointed since learned that ,

Wasn't written by him

**bloke57** · April 23rd, 2018, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Telling you Fellow Forum Fella`s I've not felt this disappointed since learned that ,

Wasn't written by him

No. Boo Boo was definitely the brains of that outfit. Whilst Yogi was "smarter than average" Boo Boo was in fact a sophisticated mechanoid with a 256 GB memory capacity.

Never overlook the quiet ones.

**Oh hi Mark!** · April 24th, 2018, 03:11 PM

When it comes to metal news, I'm mostly living under a rock as I don't expose myself to that, and the sites I go to for news never cover metal, unless it's say Slayer announcing a retirement tour or a huge figure in metal died. I was just looking up High On Fire, forgetting that I already downloaded their discography. During that I thought of the band, 3 Inches of Blood randomly. Different genres, but they just came to mind. So, I looked them up, lo and behold they split in 2015. I'm 3 years too late to grieve.

In comparison, I was 2 or so days late on Warrel Dane's passing, random browsing led me to that. Better that time frame than months later.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Wasn't written by him

It wasn't until the Nostalgia Critic review of Yogi Bear that I even knew there was a live action movie of the character. I totally missed that. Also, Woody Woodpecker, same deal, didn't know it existed until he reviewed it. That one was probably more realistic because it only hit Brazilian theaters before going straight to DVD.

MaxJoker · April 26th, 2018, 02:13 PM

You`ll not believe this Fellow Forum Fella`s.

Hell I can barely believe it myself.

Was helping MaJoker earlier this morning when found a couple of dusty vases. One of which contained a Lotto ticket I must have bought (Since has my numbers) from way back in 1995.
Bought and then for some bloody inexplicable reason stuck in one of the vases

Don't ask me why.
Course each ticket is only valid for six months.
Uggggh.
Can barely write this as feel so sick.
Not kidding.
As just checked them.
Checked what won on Saturday 8th July 1995.
Here are the numbers

No I didn't win and facking "PHEW" for that

Although £5 spent

£5 in 1995 spent

Exactly , that`s when money had value

Bah

Could have bought a row of houses and still had enough left over for a fishy chippy supper , yes and battered sausage too

**bloke57** · April 26th, 2018, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Could have bought a row of houses and still had enough left over for a fishy chippy supper , yes and battered sausage too

There are some northern towns where a fiver will still buy you a battered sausage...if you are that way inclined.

April 19th, 2018, 11:45 AM	#1281
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What Have You Learned Today ? That there are sweet natured females out in the unreal real world Eactly Who knew No , and please stop all the pm`s Fellow Forum Fella`s I haven't met someone who`s agreed to do __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 20th, 2018, 09:31 AM	#1283
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What Have You Learned Today ? That some people won't stop asking the question as to why Prometheus was so silly and Alien: Covenant mostly stupid. Given Ridley Scott made the near perfect (Until he released an extended version with deleted scenes ) Alien. Well the reason they were naff and he`s never (In my opinion) equaled let alone bettered Alien. Is because Dan O`Bannon wrote the screenplay and played an intrinsic part in what we ultimately saw on screen. Along with Derek Vanlint and to a certain extent H.R. Giger. Without those three chances are we`d have got an Alien film more along the lines of the last two prequel/sequels. Lovely visually. But story wise bloody daft and logic wise , nonexistent. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What Have You Learned Today ? That the authoress of my favourite books turns out to never have written a single word Exactly She just bluffed and faked being able to write Sort of how she behaved in that much revered Pap Grope where pretended could sing. Geez Kezza. So you`re illiterate as well as being chronically incontinent Thank goodness she`s got those looks and personality to fall back on Telling you Fellow Forum Fella`s I've not felt this disappointed since learned that , Wasn't written by him __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 26th, 2018, 02:13 PM	#1289
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Oh boy You`ll not believe this Fellow Forum Fella`s. Hell I can barely believe it myself. Was helping MaJoker earlier this morning when found a couple of dusty vases. One of which contained a Lotto ticket I must have bought (Since has my numbers) from way back in 1995. Bought and then for some bloody inexplicable reason stuck in one of the vases Don't ask me why. Course each ticket is only valid for six months. Uggggh. Can barely write this as feel so sick. Not kidding. As just checked them. Checked what won on Saturday 8th July 1995. Here are the numbers No I didn't win and facking "PHEW" for that Although £5 spent £5 in 1995 spent Exactly , that`s when money had value Bah Could have bought a row of houses and still had enough left over for a fishy chippy supper , yes and battered sausage too __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 19th, 2018, 08:52 PM	#1282
Oh hi Mark! Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,292 Thanks: 18,688 Thanked 22,172 Times in 1,294 Posts	Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park, were brought in to pen the prequel to Dumb and Dumber, but they gave that up due to being so busy with South Park and the South Park movie. It shows how much time that prequel was in development Hell. http://splitsider.com/2012/03/the-lo...nd-matt-stone/

April 20th, 2018, 01:35 PM	#1284
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Having had a dental implant done on Wednesday, I have since found out that several other people I know have had one. The thing is, that includes two ex-girlfriends who are still very close friends. Both are quite sporty (horses and car racing) and have had various crashes and falls - but I never knew that