What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 124

bfsgrey · March 20th, 2018, 06:36 PM

Our new boss is a total c*nt

**Dr Pepper** · March 20th, 2018, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

I have learned today that many, many parents in Britain are struggling with the burden of having physically disabled children.

It's so sad seeing them having no choice but to pull up on the double yellow lines right outside the school to drop their kids off because the poor little mites cannot walk 50 yards from a legitimate parking spot.

Of course this means that all the other traffic - delivery vans, bin lorries, emergency ambulances etc. - cannot get through for ages but I guess that is a small price to pay to ensure that the young, fat, wheezy kids who cannot walk can get the education they deserve.

My heart goes out to them.

I hope you went out and slashed their tyres in empathy...

Estreeter · March 21st, 2018, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bfsgrey

Our new boss is a total c*nt

Our new Boss

Didn't even know we had an actual Boss here

**Jake Gittes** · March 21st, 2018, 08:19 AM

Reading the comments on online videos is often more entertaining than watching the videos themselves.

For example, I watch a lot of ASMR videos on YT and one of the comments read:

"She should be a cam model, instead of doing YouTube she'll be make 4 figures a day."

Just sayin'

Estreeter · March 21st, 2018, 10:27 AM

Today I learned I Will Never Learn

If you have a half inch nut and need to undo it but your half inch spanner is missing

don't use a 13 mm spanner, you will loose skin off your knuckles

Idiot

**Clouddancer** · March 21st, 2018, 09:40 PM

The supermarket closes at 8.30 not 8.45 so no fucking wine or beer available!!!

MaxJoker · March 22nd, 2018, 08:53 AM

That Greenman get`s second billing to a private customer

He won't be happy

**bloke57** · March 22nd, 2018, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

That Greenman get`s second billing to a private customer

He won't be happy

I'm free-towed.

**risen** · March 22nd, 2018, 03:19 PM

This chap learned not to do a U turn on wet grass. Considering that there’s a large entrance to a trading estate within sight he was particularly stupid - or impatient.

He had to be towed/toad but it wouldn’t be free!

**Dr Pepper** · March 22nd, 2018, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

That Greenman get`s second billing to a private customer

He won't be happy

The amphibian rights people will have something to say about that.....

March 21st, 2018, 08:19 AM	#1234
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risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	This chap learned not to do a U turn on wet grass. Considering that there’s a large entrance to a trading estate within sight he was particularly stupid - or impatient. He had to be towed/toad but it wouldn’t be free!