Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 305

**Baranovich** · February 1st, 2014, 12:50 PM

"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know."

And we Americans have the nerve to wonder why the rest of the world laughs in their sleeves at us? Something to think about...

Conspiracy fact my friends, NO theory about it.

**sweatyhat** · February 2nd, 2014, 07:34 AM

'Faster you lazy shit'

Me, having to drive my parents 300 miles in their underpowered automatic dodgem.

**Baranovich** · February 2nd, 2014, 01:11 PM

“Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!”

“Never tell me the odds!”

**sweatyhat** · February 2nd, 2014, 03:37 PM

"just going to massage a sick cat's arsehole"

Friend of mine who's already been served a blackmail demand
I love quoting things out of context

MaxJoker · February 2nd, 2014, 04:55 PM

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

~ Mitch Hedberg

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

~ Milton Berle

I know it was you Fredo , you broke my heart , you broke my heart.

~ Michael Corleone

**Almero** · February 6th, 2014, 05:22 PM

MaxJoker · February 6th, 2014, 05:39 PM

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

~ Bob Marley

Faced with what is right, to leave it undone shows a lack of courage.

~ Confucius

I`m sick of running from these wimps.

~ Ajax

edgarcasey · February 6th, 2014, 07:59 PM

Best Bond line ever?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf4xw4mE2Xk

Also from Diamonds Are Forever, the scene where the two goons gain entry to Bond's upscale suite, I believe...at any rate, one carries Plenty over to the open window, and just drops her right out the window from about a dozen or so stories up...she splashes into the olympic size swimming pool, and the other one says (with relative indifference):
"I didn't know there was a pool down there."
hehehe...I don't know why, but I love that line even more.

**Mal Hombre** · February 7th, 2014, 04:11 PM

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’-Groucho Marx.

MaxJoker · February 7th, 2014, 04:23 PM

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

~ Mitch Hedberg

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

~ Stephen Hawking

I need your clothes , your boots, your motorcycle .... and in a few years the number of a good divorce lawyer.

~ Terminator 21000

February 1st, 2014, 12:50 PM	#3041
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,179 Thanks: 34,177 Thanked 47,450 Times in 2,183 Posts	"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know." And we Americans have the nerve to wonder why the rest of the world laughs in their sleeves at us? Something to think about... Conspiracy fact my friends, NO theory about it. __________________ "Good luck, everyone..."

February 2nd, 2014, 07:34 AM	#3042
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,959 Times in 10,563 Posts	'Faster you lazy shit' Me, having to drive my parents 300 miles in their underpowered automatic dodgem. __________________

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Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,179 Thanks: 34,177 Thanked 47,450 Times in 2,183 Posts	“Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!” “Never tell me the odds!” __________________ "Good luck, everyone..."

February 2nd, 2014, 03:37 PM	#3044
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,959 Times in 10,563 Posts	"just going to massage a sick cat's arsehole" Friend of mine who's already been served a blackmail demand I love quoting things out of context __________________

February 2nd, 2014, 04:55 PM	#3045
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. ~ Mitch Hedberg You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. ~ Milton Berle I know it was you Fredo , you broke my heart , you broke my heart. ~ Michael Corleone __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 6th, 2014, 05:39 PM	#3047
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February 6th, 2014, 07:59 PM	#3048
edgarcasey Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey, USA and Manila, Philippines Posts: 305 Thanks: 3,658 Thanked 3,759 Times in 303 Posts	Best Bond line ever? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf4xw4mE2Xk Also from Diamonds Are Forever, the scene where the two goons gain entry to Bond's upscale suite, I believe...at any rate, one carries Plenty over to the open window, and just drops her right out the window from about a dozen or so stories up...she splashes into the olympic size swimming pool, and the other one says (with relative indifference): "I didn't know there was a pool down there." hehehe...I don't know why, but I love that line even more.

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February 7th, 2014, 04:23 PM	#3050
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. ~ Mitch Hedberg Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. ~ Stephen Hawking I need your clothes , your boots, your motorcycle .... and in a few years the number of a good divorce lawyer. ~ Terminator 21000 __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.