Male performers that you think RUIN a porn film ? - Page 42

**palo5** · May 26th, 2011, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by N-KB3

When renting 1970s films on VHS in the 1980s, I got tired of seeing the same old guys faces (etc.) in every damn film. "Oh Gawd, John Freakin' Leslie again -- skip that one!"

You might like French stuff from say 1977 - 1986. Recommended

banquomerc · May 27th, 2011, 08:19 PM

I suppose the problem people have with Ranger is that he got so much tail just like Mike Horner and Leslie. All three nailed my favorite Bridgette Monet and she only worked with about five or six men mostly her fiancee. It's a common response so I'm jealous too after all these years. Why didn't she let me give her a facial back then? Other than I was nowhere near California at the time, but still, give a brother a break or phone call and I would have complied.

**JollyHumper** · June 1st, 2011, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

What if it was CCTV footage of him being slowly beaten to death with baseball bats

I could survive that

J

lly

Frederis · June 23rd, 2011, 03:11 PM

Ron Jeremy ! He's so ugly and repellant that I stop a movieplaying when he appears.

Brock917 · July 7th, 2011, 03:15 PM

Jonathon Morgan!! Who wants to see a pencil dick, nerdy jokester fuck these women??? O and I don't know how any girl was ever able to get wet and not throw up doing a scene with Marc Wallace. Randy West sucks too.

Theotherstig · August 7th, 2011, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Venus2

The German guy who has a small, limp dick and looks like Robin Williams. Often seen in German fisting films as a weird doctor.

Haha great description

Do you mean this guy?

Actually he's French and his name is Alain L'Yle, but I know what you mean.

There's a great page of Euro actors on EGAFD that allows you to identify all your pet hates:
http://www.egafd.com/actors/index.php

**KingKeigh** · August 29th, 2011, 03:05 AM

max hardcore. So despicable, I refuse to give his name capital letters. Fortunately, he doesn't work well with others so his movies are easy to avoid. I get the impression he's not too well-liked among his own peers. His name just screams: "MISOGYNY", "DEGRADATION". I remember the first time I saw him and I was like, "Does this guy ever get undressed and get into his sex scenes?" He just pulls out his cock and seems like he's more into anal sex than vaginal. Hmmm. Wonder how that worked out for him in the joint...

Ron Jeremy. Though I said in another thread that there isn't any particular porn actresses who I hate or cringe whenever she comes on screen, Jeremy is the one porn actor (aside from max h whose scenes generally don't get included with other porn stars) who makes me want to FF to the next scene the second I see him. I knows he's a legend and got a big cock and all but he's not the avatar I want to live my fantasies through. He really is a hedgehog-looking dude with all that hair. And he just never stops talking. His corny attempt at humor just kills the mood. And anyone who enjoys sucking his own cock is already questionable in my book.

I've heard guys saying Ron Jeremy gives them hope that if an ugly guy like him can get hot ass, there's hope for everybody. Bullshit. If you're an ugly guy with a big cock and some connections, you might get to do some stand-ins for cum shots. Jeremy was in better shape when he started. He just parlayed his charisma and sexual talents into a career so by the time he bloated up, he'd already made a name for himself . Except for the porn actresses who are real kiss asses, if these girls weren't getting paid buku bucks to fuck him, they wouldn't even let him kiss the back of their hand, legend or not.

Don Fernando. The most bland, un-macho latin lover ever.

Jerry Butler. Too much attitude and mouth.

Billy Dee. Too much mouth. Otherwise, he was ok.

A male performer's job should just be to get in, give the girl a good workout and give the money shot. Save any dialogue for before and after. The only moans I want to hear are from the actress. I don't care if the guy can act or not. As long as he can jackhammer and eat some pussy so the chick squirms, I'm alright. And he needs to look like he belongs in a porno. No more of these fat out of shape dudes. I'm straight as they come but I recognize the kind of guys who can visually get women's attention when I see them and I kind of like to imagine myself as a good-looking, athletic guy when I fantasize about sexing porn queens and starlets. Like a Francois Papillon or Ray Victory.

And my other pet peeve is actors who act like they're more important than the women in the scene. Evan Stone, are you listening?? Sorry, dude. I don't care if the chick you're performing with is right off the turnip truck, never done an adult film in her life and flubbing her lines. She's the star and main attraction of the show as far as I'm concerned. Your job is to make her look good. The guys may have better longevity in the biz but it's all about the women. Few people remember the names of today's male porn stars anyway except their agents, AVN geeks and gay stalkers.

**palo5** · September 5th, 2011, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by KingKeigh

Actors who act like they're more important than the women in the scene

Agreed, the men in modern movies. after 1995, can be very annoying

Many appear to be sick woman-abusers

**sillyBus** · September 5th, 2011, 08:28 PM

I just noticed that Peter North is not even an option on the poll.

That makes sense to me because North is a good performer, not ugly, does not or ever did sport an awful porn mustache (Reems, Holmes, Silvera et. al) and was in great shape.

I watch porn for the girls but it always bothered me that these hot chicks had to fuck these ugly bastards. So many were either fat like Ron Jeremy or Roberto Malone or had the body of 8 year old boy like Tom Byron or Joey Silvera.

Of course nowadays it looks like most of the males are on steroids.

**dbailey** · September 5th, 2011, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by KingKeigh

And my other pet peeve is actors who act like they're more important than the women in the scene............ I don't care if the chick you're performing with is right off the turnip truck, never done an adult film in her life and flubbing her lines. She's the star and main attraction of the show as far as I'm concerned..........all about the women. Few people remember the names of today's male porn stars anyway except their agents, AVN geeks and gay stalkers.

Mwuuuhaaaaahahhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa

Yep, the guys are just a life support system for a cock ...so dont be a dick....keep your mouth shut....I dont wanna hear your groaning and for F sake don't even look at the camera

Agreed agreed agreed....its all about the girls.

ALL male porn stars ruin the films as far as I can see

View Poll Results: WHICH OF THESE "ACTORS" DO YOU WISH WORKED AT A GAS STATION INSTEAD OF IN PORN:
RON JEREMY	683	33.25%
BUCK ADAMS	114	5.55%
SASHA GABOR	95	4.63%
BILLY DEE	90	4.38%
PAUL THOMAS	59	2.87%
MiKE HORNER	134	6.52%
BILL MARGOLD	48	2.34%
STEVE DRAKE	35	1.70%
DON FERNANDO	110	5.36%
ERIC EDWARDS	27	1.31%
TOM BYRON	116	5.65%
JACK BAKER	31	1.51%
MARC WALLICE	276	13.44%
JAMIE GILLIS	186	9.06%
FRANK JAMES	50	2.43%
Voters: 2054. You may not vote on this poll

May 27th, 2011, 08:19 PM	#412
banquomerc Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 439 Thanks: 12,924 Thanked 3,000 Times in 408 Posts	I suppose the problem people have with Ranger is that he got so much tail just like Mike Horner and Leslie. All three nailed my favorite Bridgette Monet and she only worked with about five or six men mostly her fiancee. It's a common response so I'm jealous too after all these years. Why didn't she let me give her a facial back then? Other than I was nowhere near California at the time, but still, give a brother a break or phone call and I would have complied.

June 23rd, 2011, 03:11 PM	#414
Frederis Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 3 Thanks: 7 Thanked 8 Times in 2 Posts	Ron Jeremy ! He's so ugly and repellant that I stop a movieplaying when he appears.

July 7th, 2011, 03:15 PM	#415
Brock917 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1 Thanks: 20 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Jonathon Morgan!! Who wants to see a pencil dick, nerdy jokester fuck these women??? O and I don't know how any girl was ever able to get wet and not throw up doing a scene with Marc Wallace. Randy West sucks too.

August 29th, 2011, 03:05 AM	#417
KingKeigh Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Southern NJ Posts: 514 Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,538 Times in 512 Posts	max hardcore. So despicable, I refuse to give his name capital letters. Fortunately, he doesn't work well with others so his movies are easy to avoid. I get the impression he's not too well-liked among his own peers. His name just screams: "MISOGYNY", "DEGRADATION". I remember the first time I saw him and I was like, "Does this guy ever get undressed and get into his sex scenes?" He just pulls out his cock and seems like he's more into anal sex than vaginal. Hmmm. Wonder how that worked out for him in the joint... Ron Jeremy. Though I said in another thread that there isn't any particular porn actresses who I hate or cringe whenever she comes on screen, Jeremy is the one porn actor (aside from max h whose scenes generally don't get included with other porn stars) who makes me want to FF to the next scene the second I see him. I knows he's a legend and got a big cock and all but he's not the avatar I want to live my fantasies through. He really is a hedgehog-looking dude with all that hair. And he just never stops talking. His corny attempt at humor just kills the mood. And anyone who enjoys sucking his own cock is already questionable in my book. I've heard guys saying Ron Jeremy gives them hope that if an ugly guy like him can get hot ass, there's hope for everybody. Bullshit. If you're an ugly guy with a big cock and some connections, you might get to do some stand-ins for cum shots. Jeremy was in better shape when he started. He just parlayed his charisma and sexual talents into a career so by the time he bloated up, he'd already made a name for himself . Except for the porn actresses who are real kiss asses, if these girls weren't getting paid buku bucks to fuck him, they wouldn't even let him kiss the back of their hand, legend or not. Don Fernando. The most bland, un-macho latin lover ever. Jerry Butler. Too much attitude and mouth. Billy Dee. Too much mouth. Otherwise, he was ok. A male performer's job should just be to get in, give the girl a good workout and give the money shot. Save any dialogue for before and after. The only moans I want to hear are from the actress. I don't care if the guy can act or not. As long as he can jackhammer and eat some pussy so the chick squirms, I'm alright. And he needs to look like he belongs in a porno. No more of these fat out of shape dudes. I'm straight as they come but I recognize the kind of guys who can visually get women's attention when I see them and I kind of like to imagine myself as a good-looking, athletic guy when I fantasize about sexing porn queens and starlets. Like a Francois Papillon or Ray Victory. And my other pet peeve is actors who act like they're more important than the women in the scene. Evan Stone, are you listening?? Sorry, dude. I don't care if the chick you're performing with is right off the turnip truck, never done an adult film in her life and flubbing her lines. She's the star and main attraction of the show as far as I'm concerned. Your job is to make her look good. The guys may have better longevity in the biz but it's all about the women. Few people remember the names of today's male porn stars anyway except their agents, AVN geeks and gay stalkers.

September 5th, 2011, 08:28 PM	#419
sillyBus Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 690 Thanks: 2,977 Thanked 10,338 Times in 645 Posts	I just noticed that Peter North is not even an option on the poll. That makes sense to me because North is a good performer, not ugly, does not or ever did sport an awful porn mustache (Reems, Holmes, Silvera et. al) and was in great shape. I watch porn for the girls but it always bothered me that these hot chicks had to fuck these ugly bastards. So many were either fat like Ron Jeremy or Roberto Malone or had the body of 8 year old boy like Tom Byron or Joey Silvera. Of course nowadays it looks like most of the males are on steroids.