|
Best Porn Sites | Live Sex | Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar |
Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here! |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
October 17th, 2017, 02:04 PM | #12761 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 3,234
Thanks: 19,883
Thanked 69,317 Times in 3,171 Posts
|
I'm always getting free porn from my colleagues at work and in my post. Having a daughter whose a model really has its perks.
|
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to gedly For This Useful Post: |
October 17th, 2017, 02:48 PM | #12762 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 296
Thanks: 6,382
Thanked 4,125 Times in 298 Posts
|
Tell your friend his name is Richard Cranium when your around church people.
Thats telling him he's a Richard (Dick) Cranium (Head)
__________________
All Images I Post, Credit Goes To Original Poster
|
October 18th, 2017, 10:01 PM | #12763 |
Member
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 79
Thanks: 39,815
Thanked 1,012 Times in 75 Posts
|
Apparently the Spanish name for Chesney Hawkes is Juan Anonlli
|
The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to captain fanta For This Useful Post: |
October 19th, 2017, 05:13 AM | #12764 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 2,256
Thanks: 79,772
Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts
|
The man who invented knock knock jokes has been awarded the no bell prize.
|
The Following 30 Users Say Thank You to rosestone For This Useful Post: | Aaron, ball7, bloke57, bp666, ButteredUp, captpike, DoctorWho, effCup, electile disfunction, gedly, Hertz, HugoHackenbush, jomama, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, MC Escort luv, Mudmonster, petvictor, photoflex, Quiller, retroanalyst, rewbear, rockernut, Solid, SpEffects, spyderccp, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, WURZ, zzzz |
October 19th, 2017, 10:50 PM | #12765 |
Member
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 79
Thanks: 39,815
Thanked 1,012 Times in 75 Posts
|
I actually gave my wife an orgasm last night...
But the ungrateful cow spat it out. |
The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to captain fanta For This Useful Post: |
October 20th, 2017, 04:16 AM | #12766 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: MIA
Posts: 15,691
Thanks: 66,289
Thanked 209,999 Times in 15,731 Posts
|
Sherlock Holmes just solved The Case of The Missing Dog
The solution was obivious - there never was a dog. How did Sherlock know this, Watson told him "No shit, Sherlock!" |
The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post: |
October 20th, 2017, 05:23 PM | #12767 |
El Super Moderador
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger
Posts: 58,144
Thanks: 772,750
Thanked 855,838 Times in 57,575 Posts
|
I had My anus bleached today,I just fancied changing My ringtone..
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 19 Users Say Thank You to Mal Hombre For This Useful Post: | bp666, ButteredUp, captpike, DoctorWho, effCup, gedly, Hertz, jomama, Mudmonster, rewbear, rockernut, rosestone, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, vo1v0d, WURZ, zzzz |
October 21st, 2017, 08:51 AM | #12768 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 4,724
Thanks: 14,848
Thanked 165,523 Times in 4,743 Posts
|
Wouldn't it be good if..Frankie Boyle married Jakki Degg, they combined surnames and had a daughter named Henrietta?
|
The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to tun For This Useful Post: |
October 21st, 2017, 08:54 AM | #12769 |
El Super Moderador
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger
Posts: 58,144
Thanks: 772,750
Thanked 855,838 Times in 57,575 Posts
|
But if Jakki took His name,the kid would be Henrietta Boyle..
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to Mal Hombre For This Useful Post: |
October 21st, 2017, 03:34 PM | #12770 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: MIA
Posts: 15,691
Thanks: 66,289
Thanked 209,999 Times in 15,731 Posts
|
doctor: [handing me my new born baby] I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it
me: [handing baby back to him] bring me the one my wife made |
The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post: |
|
|