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July 2nd, 2017, 02:58 PM	#2341
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,268 Times in 36,682 Posts	4096: Why don't we talk during sex, you ask? Well number one its not polite to talk with your mouth full, and number two, I really don't have a frigging thing to say to you! __________________

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July 2nd, 2017, 04:33 PM	#2342
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,404 Times in 69,067 Posts	Exactly ,and I thought she loved me ! 4097 ~ What do you mean we can't stream this via pay per view ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 2nd, 2017, 08:53 PM	#2343
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,956 Times in 15,727 Posts	4098 For the last time you are not the first man and i will not kiss your snake

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July 3rd, 2017, 02:29 AM	#2344
partanen Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 4 Thanks: 268 Thanked 59 Times in 4 Posts	4099. No, it's Oral, Vaginal, Anal, in this order...

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July 3rd, 2017, 12:26 PM	#2345
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,956 Times in 15,727 Posts	4100 When you asked if you could have your friends join us in bed, I didn't think you meant Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends.

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July 3rd, 2017, 04:33 PM	#2346
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,404 Times in 69,067 Posts	It was her balls that first made me suspicious , that and being the only "Female" I ever met who insisted on anal 4101 ~ No dear didn't claim you were a wonder woman , I wondered aloud if you were a woman __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 3rd, 2017, 06:23 PM	#2347
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,956 Times in 15,727 Posts	4102 Woman:"Say my name. Come on, say it" Man:"......I plead the fifth" Last edited by ball7; July 3rd, 2017 at 07:52 PM..

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July 4th, 2017, 03:04 AM	#2348
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July 4th, 2017, 11:08 PM	#2349
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,956 Times in 15,727 Posts	4104 "So you are MaxJoker"

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July 7th, 2017, 03:26 PM	#2350
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,089 Thanks: 449,469 Thanked 896,492 Times in 60,288 Posts	4105 Yeah I shaved my head to make it feel a little prickly the way you like it, just like your ass __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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