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May 21st, 2017, 11:34 AM | #2241 |
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4049: I said gently jiggle my balls, not for you to try to juggle them!
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May 21st, 2017, 11:41 AM | #2242 |
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4050: Whenever I hear anyone use the term "rub me the wrong way" I immediately think of you and all those brutal hand jobs you give me!
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May 22nd, 2017, 06:22 PM | #2243 |
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That reminds me -- it's my turn to get the bait for fishing.
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May 23rd, 2017, 09:56 AM | #2244 |
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May 23rd, 2017, 01:36 PM | #2245 |
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4052: With all that assorted jewelry hanging from your nipples and pussy the last thing you need from me is an engagement ring!
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May 23rd, 2017, 02:31 PM | #2246 |
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4053 Oh, you meant my testicles when you asked if you can play with my balls, thought you meant tennis balls, well the answer is no for both
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May 23rd, 2017, 09:43 PM | #2247 |
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Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
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May 24th, 2017, 08:32 AM | #2248 |
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Have you seen "Last tango in Paris"? On an unrelated topic,I've taken the butter out of the fridge...
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May 25th, 2017, 05:05 PM | #2249 |
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Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
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Sadly it`s more like a piece of Cress , sad for her that is muhahaha
4056 ~ No you're not too loose babe. Or at least wouldn't be if I had a Pershing missile between me thighs !
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