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Old March 1st, 2016, 12:16 PM   #1821
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1978: Have you read Estreeter's Anal Sex book?

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Old March 4th, 2016, 10:03 PM   #1822
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1979: It was asparagus that makes it taste good wasn't it?
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Old March 5th, 2016, 12:55 PM   #1823
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1980: Did you spill some cream cheese on your pussy, or is there something you're not telling me??
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1981: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? Don't hold your breath!
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1982 I would like to thank you on behalf of the band and I hope we passed the auditon

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A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course,
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That is, of course, unless the corpse is the infamous Mrs [ fill in your own preference ]

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Old March 6th, 2016, 12:15 AM   #1827
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1984: "On a cold day in April of 1984, a man named Winston Smith returns to his home..."
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1985 - I'll tell you what luv, even John Holmes wouldn't touch the sides in that thing!
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1984a: ... to find andw mounting his wife and riding her like a bucking bronco!

Alas folks, after which sadly Winston Smith was never seen or heard from again!



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1986 - can I keep the condom? I can get 30 quid down the sperm bank for that!
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